Nicholas Peterson

“Let’s get dangerous” — Darkwing Duck, ripping off the condom

Inside of you are two wolves

Look folks if it’s this or fimbulwinter let’s unleash Fenrir and get it over with

Heads up to everyone who's going to decide to do a Sam Neill dive this weekend and is about to hit Possession for the first time, you are in for a ride

My wife is 0.6375 Gay but 0.8729 Cheese

Kind of feel like Platner is the one who tanked Platner’s campaign so it’s weird to see people yelling at literally anyone else about it

Of course it would be funny if it happened on Saturday but remember there’s no bad timing for it. Friday, so we can make “missed it by that much” jokes? Sunday, like it was just to spite us? Five minutes ago, before I started typing this? All hilarious.

Paynan got new boots

Nationalize👏 the 👏 Terminators

Turns out we’re cool, but she does think they’re cowards for not including the Apollo 11 footage

Googling “which slang terms are appropriative” and becoming extremely sad

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice & Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice & Abbott & Costello Meet the Mummy

FINALLY something I can rephrase in iambic pentameter The mites come out your facial pores at night They fuck, and then, they go back once again

Evergreen post

To be clear I'm not saying I'm going to buy this without discussing it with her and she'll be mad. I'm saying the very fact that I want this will put irreparable strain on our marriage.

There’s a certain build of dog that’s big and floofy enough that when it curls up to sleep it’s indistinguishable from laundry, and while that’s not for me I respect that there are people who see that and think “yes; no notes.”

"We noticed you ordering pain medication and an icepack, would you like our AI's advice on when to see a doctor?" Oh so society is DOOMED doomed.

hahaha j/k there's no way Disney would portray a Nazi as the bad guy

All of the speculation about the new Spider-Man villain is way off; Sadie Sink is *clearly* playing a genderswapped version of Swarm

Our brains aren’t built to handle big numbers. I’m trying to tell myself that a trillionaire has as much money as a million millionaires and it keeps bouncing back as nonsense.

Been thinking a lot about that Maron bit about not knowing the difference between “I’m happy” and “fuck this is good coffee”

My “data centers *aren’t* raising your electricity prices, actually” PSA is raising questions already answered by

You ever send an email and then think "wait, did that actually say anything?"

Look if it was good enough for Shadowrun 3E

He's going to fall asleep on camera, leave after 20 minutes, and then complain tomorrow about how all the players sucked, right? We're all expecting this?

I remember being told "I'm being nice by using a paddle; my dad hit me with a belt and his dad hit him with a switch" and it turns out that attitude is a lot more prevalent than you'd think

Every so often I think about how for an entire year they would play “Proud to be an American” immediately after the national anthem during morning announcements and we all just accepted that as normal

Been considering my Sight & Sound list recently and I think it currently stands at: The Asphalt Jungle Drive My Car The Godfather The Hustler In the Mood for Love Lawrence of Arabia Raiders of the Lost Ark RRR The Seventh Seal Sunset Boulevard but Chinatown might bump Asphalt Jungle & now you know

Discussing Python dev packages and it's taking all of my willpower to not interject "Anaconda? Don't want none!"

FR she’s so damn good

I just watched A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night and good lord is that a beautiful movie

But on the plus side, Google now gives me five results I don’t want instead of two

Weird, “I want to pay off the people who tried to overthrow the country ” has always been a rubberstamp