Feodor Chin

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When you try to shove that ballroom up your fat ass.

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HOME COOKING. #ThisIsBallhalla

They’re having one helluva comic con in heaven. #RIPRJMitte #RIPEricBauza #RIPWalterKoenig

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When Obama says you got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory.

TIED UP AND HEADING HOME. #ThisIsBallhalla

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BREAKING: People who have spent past two years serving Americans shit sandwiches would like voters to know they’ve expanded menu to now include piss lemonade so please give them two more years.

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BREAKING: Donald Trump defends Vivek Ramaswamy’s disgusting political ad because pedophiles always stick together.

BREAKING: Regardless of political affiliation, all Americans agree calling Vivek Ramaswamy a piece of shit extremely insulting to actual pieces of shit.

BREAKING: Turns out Matthew McConaughey was actually saying, “Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right” all along.

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Absolutely KILLING ME that I can’t see the Nathan Fielder movie for at least another week.

You’ll never convince me otherwise that AI was created for the sole purpose of making people who have no friends or talent believe that they do.

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There’s nothing my son likes more than other people’s food.

When you blame everything on Democrats except your rat’s nest toupee and shit colored spray tan.

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6 and WOAH THAT WAS CLOSE. #FTTB

Home sweet home. #FTTB

Nothing brings out the bots, bigots, and brain dead like tweeting about Abdul El-Sayed.

The more I see of Abdul El-Sayed the more I’d like to see him as president.

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In 2026 only billionaires, bigots, and the brain dead vote Republican. If you’re uncertain which you are, check your bank account.

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START IT UP. #ThisIsBallhalla

BREAKING: Katie Zacharia announces she is stepping down as White House Press Secretary in order to spend more time lying to her family about passing the bar exam.

Truly difficult to fathom just how stupid a person has to be in order to make one of the dumbest motherfuckers of all time go oh shit, get that idiot outta here, she’s making me look bad.

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ARE YOU AN ATTORNEY?!?

BREAKING: White House insiders reveal Donald Trump fired Katie Zacharia because he feared if Americans saw too much of a younger, more attractive, bleached blonde, spray tanned, barely literate, brain dead idiot, they might ditch the 80 year old version and make her president.

BREAKING: Apparently one CAN be too incompetent for Trump administration.

BREAKING: In rare concession to geopolitical rival, Donald Trump declares China “number one” producer of clean energy technology, MAGA hats, and attorneys turned White House Press Secretaries.

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MAGA = Measles Are Great Again

BREAKING: Donald Trump cancels plans to livestream Fort Hood shooter execution out of concern that his own eventual execution for treason may get lower ratings.

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Explain to me like you’re not a pedophile why you wouldn’t want Donald Trump to release the Epstein files.

BREAKING: Brooklyn toy store owners ask Donald Trump to declare war on Kelly Clarkson.

BREAKING: Donald Trump warns Iran if they do not reopen Strait of Hormuz he will have no choice but to unleash Kelly Clarkson.

BREAKING: “Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger,” say Brooklyn store owners who believe Clarkson has same power over trolls and internet mobs as Joe Biden has on economy and gas prices.

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Okay but if they treated Kelly Clarkson like that just imagine what they’d do to Justin Guarini.

BREAKING: Elon Musk donating midterm record $276 million to Republican candidates exactly why you should never buy a fucking Tesla.

BREAKING: New White House Press Secretary exemplifies Trump administration shift from DEI to DYE hiring.

AI and Trump’s presidency have a lot in common. They’re both propped up by greedy billionaires trying to make you accept obvious shit while they rob you blind.