Arloween 🎃

Reading is political. Reading has always been political. Your favorite characters wouldn’t just sit by and watch. They’d get up and burn some shit to the ground. #booksky

Oh my god, I have the worst migraine today 😭

“Oh you’re getting married? Let me see the ring!” Oh, yeah. There is no ring. He proposed to me with a Spinosaurus tooth.

Women: literally just existing Men: and I took that personally 😡

Dinosaurs in the MCU? In Multiverse of Madness we actually get a really quick glimpse of a T. rex and a Triceratops fighting. Its when they are jumping through the different universes. And unfortunately that quick shot was the best part of the entire movie.

“You’ve been lying to everyone. Charlie (very dramatic pause) but you can’t lie to me.”

Anakin loves sink time, I’m so glad my boy is starting to feel better 🧡

I WAS WINNING. I HAD 10 STARS AND OVER 300 COINS THIS LOSER LANDS ON CHANCE TIME AND STEALS THEM ALL. ONE THE LAST ROUND.

Mario Party with Mr. Arlo and it’s really putting our relationship to the test. STEAL MY STAR OR MONEY AGAIN AND SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS

When someone asks me a dinosaur question and I don’t know the answer

Saw somebody say you can just pick truth in truth or dare and then lie. And no the fuck you can’t? Truth or dare is a legally binding contract. You tell the truth or you pick dare so you never have to tell truths. But you can’t lie. You can never lie.

We have found T. rex bite marks on Triceratops, Edmontosaurus, even other T. rex specimens. But you know what we have zero confirmed evidence of? T. rex bite marks on Ankylosaurus. Paleontologists generally believe they were high risk low reward prey due to their armor and tail clubs.

My sweetest boy 🧡

Cream cheese and strawberry toaster strudel, thats all.

they shaved his socks off 🧦

Got softly arrested but we got Anakin back! He’s doing good and is back to being a menace 🧡

AHAHAHAHAHA This emergency vet can get fucked. They misquoted us for the bill by $1400 and now refuse to give us Anakin until we pay it in full. Oh and they don’t offer payment plans. GIVE ME MY FUCKING CAT YOU GREEDY ASS FUCKS BEFORE I START STABBING PEOPLE.

I was getting ready to go out and I found an Anakin whisker on my vanity 😭😭 I miss my sweet boy 😭

The fuck do you mean people are having relationships with their ChatGPT? Y’all are fucking weird. Go outside and play.

Have to take my sweet Anakin to the emergency vet. I’m literally crying I hate seeing my babies in pain 😭😭

My profile is fake. I’m actually a mimic. Come outside real quick.

I did the art ✏️

Fun fact about me. When I was 22 I took my lip piercing out because I thought I didn’t like it. Then a week later I realized I actually did like it and wanted to put it back but the hole had closed so I repierced it with a thumb tack 📌🙃

We are taking our old washer to the scrap yard and Mr. Arlo was like: “Maybe I should have one of the guys from work come help me get it up the stairs. It’s probably too heavy for you.” First of all sir, fuck you. I’m tough as hell. Second of all, it was in fact too heavy 😭😭

Introduce yourself as a video game character 🎮

Please enjoy just a few of my annotations of Jurassic Park 🦖🦕

And just like that I’m devastated 😭😭 I came home to this and I’m sobbing. So many books are bent and I’m genuinely losing my shit 😭😭😭

My little brother was face timing me to show me the new place he got with his boyfriend and at the last room I told him that there was definitely someone in the corner. Turns out that someone actually died in that house. He both loves and hates that I’m a witch 😅

Anyway I really don’t want to get up and go to work. Do you think if I asked nicely my boss would still pay me to just rot in bed all day?

“You just don’t understand movie literacy if you didn’t like Creggers Resident Evil movie.” Or the movie was just straight fucking garage you pretentious assbutt. It was supposed to be Resident Evil, it wasn’t. So it failed at being the thing it was supposed to be.

see a dinosaur, post a dinosaur 🦖

The Biohazard fan film by Chandler Riggs proves that an accurate game to movie adaptation is possible. Sure it’s only 19 minutes long but they were able to do ALL that without a hollywood budget. THIS IS WHAT RESIDENT EVIL FANS WANT!! Now I’m mad all over again about the slop we keep getting 😤

There was a spider on me and it scurried away into my fucking couch. I have to burn the entire couch. Fuck it. I’m burning my whole house down.