Feral Grumpy, Less Hacked edition

My account got hacked yesterday. I have no idea why anyone would want it. I have no idea what was done under my dubious name, but i am sorry for anything that was done by fake me.

Charcuterie board: 🎶 Every time you walk away, you take a piece of meat with you.🎶

Me and the regular group who like my posts.

The backstory: The momfluencer Progressive ad has a bit that sounds like this. I think the real line is getting puke out of suede, but that's boring.

So tired.

No mas youtu.be/4CimtissslM?...

The worst alarm clock I own is a leg cramp.

Ruin a song by adding 'I guess' to its title ...And Justice for All... i guess

Four versions of me in this economy?

Ok, got the confirmation email that they received my ballot. 😮‍💨

Are you sure what side of the glass you're on? youtu.be/F-jZHMX-CJ0?...

How your email finds me.

I guess we're doing neck pain today. 😑

If you can't handle me at my Mahna Mahna, you don't deserve me at my Do-doo, be-do-do.

It's adorable that they put 2.5 ounces of bacon bits in a resealable bag. 🤡

Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care, because I don't give a shit.

Just busted out raspberry cake coffee from Aldi, and I don't hate it but I'm not sure how I feel about it yet. It might need to be mixed with chocolate.

Diminish an anime Cowboy Flip Flop

Salty balloon animals.

Our Burger King just reopened after a long remodel. Now they ask for your name, and they put something completely different on the receipt. 😆

Mondays. youtu.be/aJZTfl3DmCU?...

When you get mad at me online, yeah that's fair.

🍊💩 youtu.be/Dbnm-0r3suM?...

My reaction to absolutely everything right now…

Make a celebrity sick Clint Yeastwood

Make a celebrity sick Shia Lebarf

Shake the booty youtu.be/voBNpdXkLnU?...

Technically youtu.be/8g6h1vI4Xv0?...

So sad... youtube.com/shorts/8bla4...

A half Scaramucci, ouch. TBF, she sucked.

Checktum yourself before you rectum yourself.

It's true.

youtu.be/cRHFA3AcpUU?...

Please bear with my posts during this difficult time. (Uncaffeinated)

Shredposting

Dad joke warning 🚧 What's made of beef and goes really fast? A Hamburgini

I'm on a roll, this time. youtu.be/FsyqsnY7dRA?...

Man walks into a church. "This bar sucks."

Here they come. youtu.be/YE0QqNAMbAA?...

F*ck Columbus and all the fascists.

We have family from out of town, and it would be wonderful if we could pop that special bubbly. 🤞🏻

Liberty Biberty has a triangular cloaca.

Recycled but I'm easily amused.

Vibe cleanse youtu.be/JhqyZeUlE8U?...

A fart travels at roughly 7 mph, and my knees no longer support outrunning one. Acceptance is a pip.

Manifesting 🤞🏻 youtu.be/ffJbFx1WuO0?...

OG soup night, extra everything.

Nothing says pro-life like shooting a guy in a wheelchair.

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