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It's so funny to see AI brained people acting like a future where all media is the equivalent of Redbox era mockbusters is a good outcome

I have had the boss battle theme music from smt nocturne stuck in my head for two days now because it was deep in the background mix of a YouTube video and that speaks to how effective it was

I finally went into the dlc area in dragons dogma 2, and while cool, I was really hoping for an "into free" jump scare.

Stealing the power of women's fragrances like Prometheus stealing fire

Are people actually asking this?

Kwik Trip is getting rid of roller dog grills, and upon hearing that the first image that burst into my mind was Leland Palmer slowly breaking down while staring at a picture of roller grill as Laura's theme plays.

It's a less productive field, but all the beyond belief: fact or fiction meme joke people really need to watch breaking the magicians code: magic greatest secrets finally revealed. You trade frakes cocksure smugness for an unbelievably horny Mitch peleggi explaining how you were deceived by tits

I was on my screen porch and I hear, in the distance, the instrumental intro to chers do you believe in life after love. As it gets louder I finally see a bike with light up LED wheels come into view, and just as the vocals come in the dude riding clips a curb and crashes.

I simply do not understand the appeal of live edge furniture

My body is collapsing from work and I have 4 hours to go, with the end being a huge event equipment breakdown.

I finally got around to reading the haunting of Hill House and I feel as if Shirley Jackson 100% met an Arthur type dude IRL and decided to utterly roast him in fiction.

I'm seeing reports that Lindsey Graham was found folded in half in a laundry press in an experimental attempt to suck his own dick

We don't get them that much here, but there's a few weeks a year where we get cicadas and it reminds me of out east

We're pulling off the painted over wallpaper that's been up in our kitchen since I assume.... the early 70s? And as you remove it, it releases mummified food smells, which is deeply upsetting. Even moreso that it's not just one food smell, it varies as you go

Amazing goodwill find

Ads are funny sometimes

Damn even Shakespeare is dealing with a top shortage

what a complete dipshit. Ah yes, because more moderate candidates perform better in purple districts deep blue districts should elect... (checking notes) limp dick do nothing moderates. Imagine being paid to be this fucking clown brained

while at the grocery store I overheard a college age woman say to her friend "he had sandwich bag dick" and it's been ricocheting around my brain like a weapon

I can't believe they youtube reaction faced peter weller

I continue to beat my head against the riddle of carburation

I've been able to leave the keys for my modern vehicle at home lately and it makes me realize how fucking annoying giant ass car key/remote unlock fobs are. There's obvious utility, but it's really nice not having a massive chunk of plastic and metal clipped to my beltloop

I am enjoying the practicality of this device

Changed the tires, tubes and tape, and it is running again. This might be the most intimately familiar I have ever been with a piece of machinery. I am very much hoping that it will pass its paces for the next few weeks so I can trust it to be a camping bike #ct90 #adventurecycle

Falsies

I have had to save 4 bumble bees from getting stuck in my garage today. They are absolute dingdongs!

Had a dream where I was reading the plot summary of the Santa clause on Wikipedia and that it started with Tim Allen stealing a bunch of Star Trek memorabilia and putting it into hock and ended with him riding a sleigh delivered nuke into Omaha a la Dr strangelove

I was loaned a compression tester and felt like I was losing my mind for almost two hours before I realized it was missing a Schrader valve. #ct90

When do you think was the most recent instance of someone popping out of an oversized birthday cake and doing a striptease in the real world? It feels like the sort of thing that happens maybe once or twice a decade at this point.

You ever see a thing that reminds you the past was full of utterly deranged people making deranged decisions?

"No Mr Bond, I expect you to park your car only in your garage, as per the community bylaws."

one of these days i need to ask the old man who routinely dumps entrails outside of my work why he's doing that

Like I get why someone would say “Hey the guy had kids, think about them when you’re celebrating the man’s death” but I gotta say if my dad died and tons of strangers THRILLED about it I think I’d be a little curious as to why and if I already knew why maybe I wouldn’t think my dad was so great?