A Few Frys Short of...

Trump hasn't hidden the fact that he's stealing government funds but now he wants billions more in his pocket directly from the IRS before he completes the total destruction of the US. Without the US financial institutions, he's essentially padding his butt with worthless paper before the fall.

Kelly just received a multiyear deal with SiriusXM. Her on-air comments defending Epstein's child trafficking make it clear: she should NOT have a platform with millions of listeners. Sign the petition now to demand that SIriusXM cancel Megyn Kelly’s show NOW! sign.moveon.org/petitions/re...

You can't own anything in the current facist capitalist system. You can't even rent to own. You can only lease your life, family, home, food, etc. for slave wages until death. Then your children take on the past due debt on top of their own debt. MAGA is just pro biblical slavery with extra steps.

The Hateful 8 won't be re-elected. Hope they liked kissing Trump's rear.

The Dems with no spines better start looking for new jobs since they just told Americans to roll over and die like they just did.

I started needing antacids after hearing the results back in 2024. Tonight was the first time in a while I didn't need them after hearing the 💙🌊 results and how much closer the 🤡 party came to having collective aneurysm.

Trump stages his own death to distract from the Epstein files. At this point, he's committed to that last play.

Trumpler and Naziyahu keep pushing world to Dark Ages v2 because these old criminals can't handle the current existence and are scared.

"Diddler on the roof." Can't take credit on this. I saw a comment on YouTube about PdfOTUS on the roof but forgot to note the user.

The X-stein Files A TV series nobody wants, nobody needs, but Trump produces through his constant press conferences as the supernatural villain that yanks the folder away and vanishes in a puff of brimstone just as everyone starts to realize what's in the file.

GOP (after Epstein death) - "Release the Epstein files." GOP (2020) - "Release the Epstein files! - DJT" GOP (2025) - "Epstein files? What Epstein files? Protect the p-philes! Vote to block the release of something that doesn't exist according to our latest propaganda! Why is everyone angry?"

Republicans have been gaslighting for so long, a call to 811 is required before each press conference to check for WhiskeyLeaks and where it's safe to bury themselves.

The radical evangelical Christians are so dead set of dragging the US down to their level, they'll keep digging until they reach hell.

You'd think with so many makeup artists in the Oval Office, someone would have had plenty of foundation to cover up Elon's shame. 🤣 Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's too mandarin orange.

Republicans aren't upset over Trump's tariffs. They're confused how Ceasar stabbed them in the back before they could stab him in his.

Trump pours sugar into the gas tank of America and gives himself a pat on the back when the engine sputters and grinds.

All those conspiracy doomsday prepers had the right idea about how Russia was going to bomb the US. Unfortunately, it was an IED in the Whitewash House that actually detonated.

DOGE to set FEMA's status to "Out of the office" as the republicans of Alaska seek assistance with their own personnel freezing of hell.

[william shakes beer] beware the IPA’s of march

All Dems need to show up to the State of the Grift speech, and show Donny boy the same attention and respect he shows them. Looking down at their cell phones, posting to social media about the stupidity without ever standing or applauding the entire time. Maybe he'll have a aneurism on stage.

This is basically a loaf of tasteless foam mattress material. It's essentially what happens when you drop a communion wafer in a bathtub of water.

Brilliant.

Really leaning into the dictatorship accusations already.

Here's a real good answer.

How much commission is "Judge" Lopez receiving to help increase the bankruptcy sale value of InfoWars for Human Trash Jones?

Probably need to start looking for the right Hallmark "thank you" card for the vigilante gunman. Maybe even add a gift card. It won't stop health insurance companies' pro mass murder policies but it will make them worry about every denial of care/coverage that could result in tit for tat response.

Russia is on the verge of total economic collapse due to the ruble being nearly worthless for trade. So they've instructed the orange puppet to do the same to the US as soon as possible. Where will the rich have wealth if their wealth is based on a devalued currency?

Based on Dementia Don's picks for anything dealing with healthcare, the prediction is a sharp drop in birthrates over the next 6+ years due to increased infant mortality (Oz and RFK Jr will bring back 1800s medical practices), increased fatalities of expected mothers, and cost of living inflation.

What happened here with Don Jr at the SpaceX launch today

Is it too late to nominate the dead worm from RFK Jr's skull as head of HHS?