FigKnight

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

@patstaresat.bsky.social

I saw someone else doing it on a CRT so i thought would Mario 64 with Ray tracing be such a big ask for my PC if I do it in 240p the answer is yes

Rip to John Blanche, the best to ever do it. This image almost made me start an army

happy out of touch thursday! hot out there in europe, remember to put your SPF on

it’s that time again!

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

First squad of Eldar Wraithblades are done! Im so fucking proud of these guys! #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #WarhammerIsForEveryone #Warhammer40k #MiniatureWargaming #Eldar #Craftworlds

Got kicked out of a resteraunt for ordering perspective. One of these days, Pixar!

It’s that period of the year

They couldn’t save some awards for anybody else?

happy thursday to ya

A very heartfelt thank you to wungusdaspungus for making a screenshot from my wip fan mission look like a classic internet dark project screenshot

Despite associating the character with darkness and shadows, it’s interesting how many of the most effective shots of Michael Myers in the original Halloween are taken in broad daylight

Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too

I recently replayed the Builder’s Paradise. Truly an incredible mission, full of architecture and art design that sticks with you

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a terrible actor! I’m watching this old movie of his, The Terminator, and he’s so emotionless you’d think he’s playing a robot!

Dracula Daily has finally begun! #booksky #dracula #draculadaily

happy thursday players

the day is here

How I arrived on Bluesky

It turns out putting on the battle of yavin score while you’re driving home doesn’t make it a safer drive, but it certainly makes it more fun

Not to cringe post about Star Wars too much, but ever since I was a kid I’ve thought “gee, if I was in the rebel base and I heard our last pilot turned off his targeting computer on the way to the mission goal, I’d be fucking pissed off”

Anybody who enjoys unconventional narratives in gaming owes it to themselves to play The Dark Queen of Mortholme. It’s a 20 minute anti game about the fight against the final boss of a fantasy game… from the perspective of the villain. Can people change? Can you postpone the inevitable? #gaming

Does anyone know about the game thief? If so Thief art :) #art #fanart #gaming #videogames #thief #thief1998 #pc #digitalart #artwork

Watching Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared has ruined the way I communicate with people forever. I’ll be having a normal conversation and then suddenly have the desire to do the damn duck voice.

I feel like a certain Luigi will be a character in an Assassin’s Creed game a hundred years from now.

Why the fuck was Indiana Jones wearing a leather jacket in the jungle? Why did I never think about it before?

I plan to duel each fan of the Star Wars prequels. You will like better movies, damn it.