The Eremite

How much does your average #nsfw spicy content creator make via Bluesky? I’m genuinely curious #nsfwsky #spicysky

Are there really men who just give money to women online for no purpose at all?

People posting pictures here and referring to them as “private” really sends me. Same for anything, really. Anyone can see, like, and talk about your shit on here, girl. It ain’t private.

…you don’t understand the historical consensus. Even speaking as one who fucking can’t stand James Palmer’s love for whipping his dick out on all things China, he’s utterly owning you here.

OK yup can confirm Atlanta airport is full of hot Black people jeezus damn

Cofnas is a racist piece of shit. Also, Arday was a total fraud. Two things can be - and in this case, are - true.

Funny how progressives’ passionate allegiance to identity politics evaporates entirely when the moderate Dem candidate is Black.

Expensive surgeries for dogs are a sign of decadence

If you’re the kind of account that has a DM fee, I really don’t need to know you

Ahhhh I wanna EAT all of it SO HARD Like full bowls of ice cream

Marry me. I season my cooking and *eat* with enthusiasm

Jesus Rhaenyra I need you to stop conforming to the hysterical woman stereotype for FIVE MINUTES

I’m sorry, but Harry and Megan fuckin deserve each other

Literally every single “beans on toast are fine ok” post on Bluesky

BRINITYYYYYYYY ‘Twas foreordained #loveislandusa

For real

Once again, #loveislandusa just punishing Casa bombs

Ugh really? Melanie and Sincere stay? Just put them and us out of our misery #loveislandusa

Yall Dylan isn’t Ted Bundy - he’s a douchebag, not a serial killer. GAL, on the other hand #loveislandusa

Whooooooo Melanie/Sincere falling apart at the FINISH LINE YALL #loveislandusa

Subsequently impressed by Kenzie pulling Dylan’s mom?! #loveislandusa

WAIT WHAT WHOAH — am I actually impressed by Kenzie’s dad’s address?! #loveislandusa

KC still creeps me out a little bit — like, where’s the tenderness? #loveislandusa

“And what I want is four wheel drive, side airbags, and extra cupholders.”

Don’t get me wrong, Kenzie annoys the shit out of me, but she’s frankly the only good TV on this damn show, and she’s the only one getting blamed for exploring #loveislandusa

KC: “I know what I want from her, I know what I want with her” What the fuck is he buying a car or something #loveislandusa

“Your feelings are valid” is the new “going forward.” #lovveislandusa

The USMNT loss and subsequent ridicule has offered an excellent opportunity to block a lot of hypocritical, shitty people.

I cannot wait for next year when the USWNT shits on all of them. Like they literally always do.

KC and Corbin are on some kinda scary redpill bullshit #loveislandusa

Carl realizing in real time that he is way too mature and gentlemanly for this group on #loveislandusa

Gal is giving Charles Manson psychopath vibes and the flaky blondes are lapping it up #loveislandusa

Why do they do all this weird shit with food on #loveislandusa

Sincere is a people-pleaser AND a fuckboy. Melanie, you’re too stunning for this, it’s on you to accept happiness with somebody else #loveislandusa

Did Melanie wait to get back with Sincere just so she could yell at him? #loveislandusa

Bring Carl back Bring Carl back Bring Carl back #loveislandusa

TRINITY AND BRYCE I AM CRYING MY BOY DID THE RUN UP “Can I get over there now?” !!!!!!!!!!! #loveislandusa

Bryce has real emotional intelligence #loveislandusa

Aniya and KC might not actually like each other, yall #loveislandusa

I actually feel a little bad for Caleb; Corbin and his back muscles keep blowing up his spot, but he seems like a nice, straight-up dude. Ditch the boring white chicks and look around and you’ll be good, man #loveislandusa

I fucking love that Trinity talks openly about race. Keep your shit together, Bryce, she’s worth it #loveislandusa

The second KC said my stock finna go up I knew he was not the guy I thought he was #loveislandusa

Dear God, Sincere, it’s pronounced “eh-PIT-uh-me” #loveislandus

12 boys in Casa is a fucking brilliant move #loveislandusa

Bryce is so gay I love it please save this show #loveislandusa

If we have to suffer through more of Melanie and Sincere, I need Casa neow #LoveIslandUSA #LIUSA

Never been happier to see Casa Amor in my damn LIFE. Let’s shake these kids UP #loveislandusa