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objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Why couldn’t Spencer Pratt leave the country like Flavio Bolsonaro

being over 30 is so dumb bc every turn of the head—no matter how slight—could damn well be your last

I buffed out a scratch on the roof of my car by hand

I take pics of my car like it’s Lamborghini (it’s a toyota stationwagon)

100 hours in Fire Emblem and still haven’t finished Part 1

Who got them dicks out for Lula posts

Tell me why Nelly Furtado has timpani rolls in the chorus

Having a little music journey and white people really ate with Fleetwood Mac

I’m hornyyyy

i listened to tinashe popstar front to back and I'm not seeing what lots of folks have been raving about

please welcome to the stage the new drag king, Neo Load Jizzem

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Loratadine would be a beautiful name for a girl

do white people make music like this anymore

the YouTuber cadence and intonation kills me

I think my dog is an autobot

Drag name for a biologist: Angie O. Sperm

Nina from In The Heights:

kelly clarkson has put us all in danger

anyone got reliable reporting where the accident occured? I’ve only seen people being evacuated halfway up a lift hill

Flexing on the *squints* hoes

idk why but I haven’t jerked in four days

I think I learned that I’m mildly allergic to fresh oregano

earthquake <3

I love when a thick man is a pitcher

cosplaying as a buff guy

fighting asexual men? you mean ace combat?

Did you miss me? I missed you

good morning

I’m kinda pissed bc the game posed this battle in Chapter 6 with Theodora and Bertrand as an exhibition match so I let my units die and now they’re gone. Now I gotta redo the chapter

why is every fire emblem archer protagonist UPSIDE DOWN

that can’t be good

The White Sox are playing with the mandate of God

I hate it when posts break containment here bc it is never that serious

I had to stop doing leg day today because both hamstrings decided I didn’t sleep enough nor get enough water today