Corgi Hammersmith

Lost my job, but at least I still have my dogs!

In retrospect I shouldn’t have eaten that Greek yogurt that expired on September 26th for lunch. On the other hand, 23g of protein is 23g of protein.

Such a stupid fun movie, and the animated sequences are gorgeous!

Street Fighter was so much fun. Eat shit trolls.

Less than a month until I finally see Canada.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day! Tell your local Columbus apologists to eat dirt and die!

One of my old personal trainers just saw me at the gym. “Holy shit look at you! What have you been doing!? You look amazing! How much do you weigh now?”

I pride myself on being a metalhead, so when someone says I have an “edgy look” while I’m wearing a sleeveless itchy and scratchy t shirt and gym shorts I must be doing something right.

First hand tattoo. A bit stingy.

Dammit, RIP Dennis Haskins.

Fuck. RIP, PAC.

Finally have the holy trinity of Transformers games.

I love the idea of Silent Hill games, but I’ve never enjoyed a silent hill game.

Immortality sounds like an awful punishment. I’m barely 40 and I’m ready for this shit show to be over.

Happy 137th birthday, Nintendo!

If some of yall would get as upset about normal everyday folks getting laid off as you do about video games layoffs I’d take your outrage way more seriously.

Resident Evil was really fun, and I got a group of teenagers who snuck in kicked out.

Ocarina remake looks great. Kick rocks barefooted, contrarian nerds.

It’s the Sears Family portrait of Godzilla art, and it’s beautiful.

Musically growing up for me meant graduating from Slipknot to SOAD as my favorite Nu Metal Band, and Nirvana to Alice In Chains as my favorite grunge band.

It took 40 years, but I finally made it to Boston and Fenway!!!! Go Sox!

Tis the season:

Not terrible for a collection I started in May.

Saw these at my local vintage game store and immediately thought of @chibiufo.bsky.social

Cemetery Man the Omen Re-Animator Gremlins I Know What You Did Last Summer

My son and I have the same birthday as Peter Cullen. That makes it hurt worse.

Dolly Parton, the country music icon, actress, and philanthropist, has died at 80 years old. https://bit.ly/4gEBAbU

Turning 40 has taught me that a boring life is actually a really good thing.

Hayden Panettiere, RIP. 💔

Someone just shot a gun on the road next to my house and my elderly neighbor walked outside and yelled “stop shooting yer damn gun, it’s the middle of the night!” That’s life in the USA.

Favorite horror movie for every year of the 1990s: 1990: Exorcist III 1991: The People Under the Stairs 1992: Candyman 1993: Army of Darkness 1994: Cemetery Man 1995: Demon Knight 1996: Scream 1997: Scream 2 1998: Urban Legend 1999: The Mummy

@jakearthurnfl.bsky.social @zachhicks2.bsky.social it’s gotta be Keenan Allen or no one at this point right?

Me and my two dumb cats

Me in November (L) vs Me last week at the beach. (R) down 50lbs. 💪

Some of the best people I’ve met online are part of the @vgapocalypse.bsky.social or @retronauts.bsky.social community and that makes me so happy.

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 pairs of codes for Citizen Sleeper + Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop) courtesy of @fellowtraveller.games. Giveaway ends July 20, 6 PM PT Currently on sale for 70%/50% off on eShop buff.ly/KwstvGP

For the love of Satan stop spreading fear over what the orange dipshit said.

Watching the Xbox brand die is like watching the console death of Sega, if Sega were a douchebag gym bro that made fun of you throughout high school.

Native First, Virginian second….American distant third.

If you can survive a summer in the South, you’ll have no issues in Hell.

My poor little pup got spayed today.

Had no clue @jparish.bsky.social had an audio book on audible!

Canadian friends, I’m coming to Torrance, ON in early November. What should I expect weather wise?

Happy Pride month to those who celebrate, those who aren’t quite ready to celebrate, and those who support. 🌈 To everyone else, I hope a thousand birds shit on your car.

A good reminder that even vast wealth can't buy good taste. #WhiteTrashWH

Working out with a man who played for the Colts Defensive Coordinator when he was in Cincy!

Weight training with a former NFL player tomorrow. I may die.