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Is Rex going to be a truth perverter? #TheArchers

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"ID cards!" "We don't have to carry ID, who told you that?" Last interaction I had with a soldier in Belfast: I was 19 and he looked about 17, his first deployment and he was shitting himself. He had a rifle though.

'Blue Lights' sounds like the worst shite I could imagine.

Good night #TheArchers people: not sorry about N.W.A.

Is Ed embracing his inner Grundy scumbag? #TheArchers

#TheArchers "Dad, what do you think?" youtu.be/ADdpLv3RDhA?...

Storm is a girl's name (source: I know of one Storm). #TheArchers

"Why did you keep it to yourselves?" Because we're fecking teenagers are you two are overbearing maniacs. #TheArchers

Cox Grundy #TheArchers

Which cast member is voicing the turkey? #TheArchers

Alexa, play thay Cliff Richard/Van Morrison song, and please explain why it happened: oh, money?

#TheArchers #BBCBalance Shocking news for Vince: Lizzie went for a KitKat but returned with a Penguin (other chocolate covered biscuits are available).

Bloody foreign storms, coming over here and stealing our bins! #Boelo

Soaking dried fruit in whiskey: would be silly not to have a tot.

Mourne Mountain Rescue usually have at least four Land Rovers and an ATV parked here: looks like full deployment. #Boelo

Remember when Alistair shot a tranq into that stag? Can he do that to Lizzie? #TheArchers

Is Vince in an iron lung? #TheArchers

New Josh is too manly. #TheArchers

My wicker creation:

Tonight's fun event: basket weaving.

Now that everyone is prepping for the Burnocalypse, I highly recommend Expedition Foods: bought a box during the first lock down insanity. Very tasty, balanced meals. expeditionfoods.com/collections/...

Uh oh, our power went out for a minute, and it's not particularly stormy here. This does not bode well.

I hope everyone's chimney stacks remain upright in this storm!

Lol, there was just some character on Today in Parliament called Fintan Slye: I promise this wasn't me!

Lizzie is probably right about the curse. Good thing there's a Christian copper on hand to appease the old gods with. #TheArchers

Is Harrison auditioning to be the new village idiot or something? #TheArchers

Going to miss #TheArchers live broadcast again! Tonight's fun event is about how to wheedle grants from the local council.

Trust Eddie to think of profit while Mince is receiving multiple meat transfusions. #TheArchers

Sounds like the Patagonian climate has made Josh's balls finally drop! #TheArchers

#TheArchers Bridge Farm related Tesco haul:

This hasn't been memed in recent history, as far as I can tell: #TheArchers

Maybe stop platforming those arsehole twin doctor pricks and spend that money wisely? #BBCR4

#TheArchers

Vince is dead meat: how fitting! #TheArchers

Uh oh, Vince is going to need fourteen people to stretcher him if the ambulance can't get near. #TheArchers

This is all Eddy's fault. #TheArchers

Maybe Vince and Chelsea will appear at the reception with the tree, like Merry, Pippin and Treebeard. #TheArchers

1983 was the year Halloween started to turn into the BS fest it has now become.

Went to log on this morning and remembered I've booked today off! Yay!

🎵Vince and Chelsea under a tree, D E A D I N G🎵 #TheArchers

Don't hero worship GPs!

#bbcaq audience does not one gives a shit about Northern Ireland?

Theory: combining all #TheArchers Big Screams into one sound file will tear a hole in the fabric of reality. Anyone game?

Steph Casey did make a very indecent proposition to Freddie once, or did I just imagine this? #TheArchers

I for one hope Steph Casey inherits Vince's empire of meat. #TheArchers

Theory: the tree has smushed Vince and Chelsea into one entity called Chelvin. Would you sit in Chelvin's barber chair? #TheArchers