Joe Singer

Mamma and her babies at the front door.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IRAN AND VIETNAM IS THAT TRUMP KNEW HOW TO GET OUT OF VIETNAM.

DUE TO RECENT CUTBACKS, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF.

And it’s 1, 2, 3, what are we fighting for? Don’t ask me cause I don’t give a damn, next stop is Iran. And it’s 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates. Well there ain’t no time to wonder why….WHOPEE we’re all gunna die.

Well come on all you young strong men, Uncle Sam needs your help again. He got himself in a terrible jam, way over yonder in Iran. Put down your books and pick up a gun, we’re gonna have a whole lotta fun.

MEN’S USA HOCKEY TEAM BEAT LATVIA 5-1 🎉👍

DO NOT COMPARE ICE OR BORDER PATROL AGENTS TO THE NAZI’S. THAT’S AN UNFAIR COMPARISON. THE NAZI’S WERE WILLING TO SHOW THEIR FACES.

The “Board of Peace” is another scam being run by the Trump family and another distraction just like the Greenland and Venezuelan invasion. He is getting the world to look away from the EPSTEIN FILES. DON’T FALL FOR HIS RUSE!!!!

IF YOU THINK TYLENOL IS BAD FOR CHILDREN YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT ASSAULT WEAPONS DO TO THEM.

IF YOU DIDN’T NEED A MASK BECAUSE GOD WAS GOING TO PROTECT YOU, WHY DO YOU NEED A GUN?

YOU’VE SEEN HIM DANCE. HE DOESN’T NEED A BALLROOM.

LETTING MEN DECIDE ABOUT WOMEN’S HEALTH CARE IS LIKE LETTING YOUR DOG MAKE DECISIONS ABOUT YOUR CAR BECAUSE HE LIKES TO RIDE IN IT SOMETIMES.

IF YOU HAVE EVER WONDERED WHAT YOU’D DO DURING SLAVERY, THE HOLOCAUST OR THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW.

MY DAD WAS IN AN ANTIFA GROUP IN THE 1940’s. IT WAS CALLED THE UNITED STATES NAVY.

HOW DO YOU GET TRUMP TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB. YOU DON’T. HE WILL LIE THAT HE CHANGED IT AND ALL THE REPUBLICANS WILL SIT AROUND IN THE DARK AND AGREE THAT IT WAS CHANGED.

TRUMP SIGNS A BILL RECLASSIFYING NURSING AS “NOT A PROFESSIONAL DEGREE” FOR COLLEGE STUDENTS. ALL YOU NURSES OUT THERE WHO VOTED FOR TRUMP …. CONGRATULATIONS YOU VOTED FOR THIS SHIT.

EVEN ON GILLIGAN’S ISLAND THEY LISTENED TO THE PROFESSOR AND NOT THE “MILLIONAIRE.”

I DON’T CARE THAT TRUMP KEEPS FALLING ASLEEP AT MEETINGS. I JUST GET MAD THAT HE KEEPS WAKING UP!!!

IF TRUMP IS SAYING THE EPSTEIN EPISODE IS A HOAX, WHY IS HE CALLING FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE TO INVESTIGATE THE DEMOCRAT’S TIES TO EPSTEIN?

IF WAR BREAKS OUT BETWEEN INDIA AND PAKISTAN, WHO WILL ANSWER THE PHONES AT THE CALL CENTERS?

HEY MAGA!! MAKE SURE TO WEAR YOUR RED HATS TO THE FOOD BANKS TO SHOW THAT AMERICA IS “GREAT AGAIN.”

THE FOUNDERS WROTE THE CONSTITUTION - NOT THE APOSTLES. THEY ADDED THE BILL OF RIGHTS - NOT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. THEIR INTENT WAS FREEDOM OF RELIGION - NOT CONTROL BY RELIGION. THEY CREATED A DEMOCRACY - NOT A THEOCRACY. CHRISTIANITY IS NOT A POLITICAL PARTY.

COCOA THE GORILLA 🦍 TOOK THE SAME COGNITIVE TEST THAT ORANGE HEAD TOOK AND COCOA PASSED. WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU.

A BLUE WHALE’s POO CAN WEIGH AS MUCH AS 4 TONS MAKING IT THE SECOND LARGEST PILE OF SHIT IN THE WORLD BEHIND JUST BEHIND DONALD TRUMP.

WATCHING CHARLIE KIRK DEBATES IS A FORM OF SELF TORTURE.

MUSEUMS DON’T MAKE AMERICA LOOK WEAK. PEOPLE WHO ERASE HISTORY DO.

IF I’M GOING TO TAKE ADVICE FROM A FORMER HEROIN ADDICT THEN I CHOOSE KEITH RICHARDS.

NEVER AGAIN SHOULD ANYONE BE AMAZED AT HOW JIM JONES GOT HIS FOLLOWERS TO DRINK THE KOOL- AID.

IF EPSTEIN WERE ALIVE TODAY HE WOULD BE SERVING IN TRUMP’S CABINET. THINK ABOUT IT.

JOHN McCAIN WAS RELEASED IN MARCH OF 1973, AFTER BEING IMPRISONED FOR MORE THAN 5 YEARS BY NORTH VIETNAM. IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT DONALD TRUMP WAS DOING IN 1973, HE WAS BEING SUED BY THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT FOR EXCLUDING AFRICAN-AMERICANS AND PUERTO RICANS FROM APARTMENTS HE OWNED.

WHEN TRUMP IS OUT OF OFFICE, HE NEEDS TO BE GIVEN WHAT THE ROMANS GAVE THEIR IMPERIAL TRAITORS: DAMNATIO MEMORIAE. NOTHING NAMED AFTER HIM, NO PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY, NONE OF THE PREREQUISITES GIVEN TO PAST OFFICE HOLDERS. JUST SHAME AND SILENCE.

I APPLAUD 👏 SOUTH PARK FOR THEIR TRANSITION INTO DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKING.

NOW MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO REMIND THEM THAT “I WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS” WAS REJECTED AS A DEFENSE AT THE NUREMBERG TRIALS. I’M JUST SAYING.

OUR BEST HOPE IS THAT DONALD TRUMP IS TAKING MEDICAL ADVICE FROM ROBERT KENNEDY JR.

IF CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS WANT RELIGION IN SCHOOLS I WANT THE IRS IN CHURCHES.

I WONDER WHICH FLAG WILL DRAPE TRAITOR ASHLI BABBITT’S COFFIN? RUSSIA’S FLAG, NAZI FLAG, CONFEDERATE FLAG? WHAT NATIONAL ANTHEM WILL THEY PLAY? I THINK IT WILL RUSSIA

POLITICIANS AND SCHOOL BOARDS ARE MORE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT IS BEING TAUGHT IN THE SCHOOLS THAN SCHOOL SHOOTINGS.

YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID BUT THE RED HATS MAKE IT EASY TO IDENTIFY IT.

I kept hearing people ask, “Is America ready for a woman president? Or a gay president?” Funny thing is I never heard anyone ask if America was ready for an incompetent, vindictive, mentally unstable, misogynistic, homophonic, traitorous, racist egomaniac and yet, here we are.

Research and find the squads during Nazi Germany that rounded up the Jewish population during World War Two. They were called the Einsatzgruppen. Makes you wonder if ICE is modeled after them.

A FELON, A CON MAN, A RAPIST AND A PEDOPHILE WALK INTO A BAR. THE BARTENDER LOOKS UP AND SAYS, “HELLO MR. TRUMP!”

THE ONLY PERSON TRUMP HAS HIRED THAT HAS CORRECTLY DONE THEIR JOB AND NOT LIED HAS BEEN STORMY DANIELS.

WONDER WHY MAGA AND THE CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS ARE SO RABID ABOUT HAVING RELIGION IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS? I BET THEY ARE ADMITTING THAT THEIR CHURCHES HAVE FAILED.

I WONDER IF STEPHEN MILLER IS RELATED TO JOSEPH GOEBBELS OR HEINRICH HIMMLER?

THAT EPSTEIN LIST DISAPPEARED FASTER THAN THAT BULLET HOLE IN TRUMP’s EAR.

I WOULD RATHER BE AN AMERICAN THAN A TRUMP SUPPORTER

Something to think about. Federal officials are in California rounding up legal Mexicans but Mexican nationals are in Texas rescuing Americans. HOW DOES THIS WORK?

FLASH FLOOD WARNING AGAIN FOR CENTRAL TEXAS RIGHT NOW !!!

Still raining in Georgetown TX