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is this the dumbest thing i've ever posted? unfortunately not.

molecule (mŏl′ĭ-kyo͞ol′) n. 1) several people named molly in a polyamorous relationship group

the biggest mystery of my life right now is why the dryer sensor works great for my clothes but always leaves wifefish's damp

i made a big pot of clam & oyster chili but no one had any?

is it a bad idea to get 100 dogs

uh-oh

the north stays winning

i forgot he used to talk coherently. look at that, no RANDOM CAPITALIZATION and even an em dash approximation.

they should simply make those giant pickup trucks where the hood obscures the 80 feet of road ahead of the driver in clear-purple gameboy plastic

they call sex with someone much older than you 'fossiling'

i was ahead of the discourse curve for once!

yeah that sounds right

<𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚊𝟾𝟾> you put navy beans in a chili? lol, idiot. * * * 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 #𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜.

wait, doggy style isn't humping someone's calf?

they finally patched the piss. i can stop holding it!

is it too early to switch to a christmas name

dog was chewing on my pokeballs and accidentally released mewtwo back into the wild 😔

these godspeed you black emperor lyrics are so hard to interpret

this hawk thinks i'm cute as a mouse. ...fuck!

chrono trigger beyond time ending gone wrong

throuple costume idea: horse with a very long midsection

guys i'm gonna be the next president of brazil. prime minister? i should probably figure that out.

gal who buys all her lingerie on clearance, november 1st in spirit halloween

throuple in a three person horse costume walk into a bar. the bartender says "why the long midsection?"

throuple costume idea: horse with a very long midsection

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we gave kidfish a real knife with dinner for the first time and she's carving faces into her pork tenderloin

shitposting post shitting

normal human gf, normal human bf. the impossible couple.

are you mad at me? if you were mad at me what would it be for? on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the maddest you've ever been, how mad would you say you would think you would be mad at me?

age 38, still only 80% sure if noon is am or pm

forced to leave bed to make pancakes 😔

the next guy who lives in this house is gonna hate me for using torx screws on every instead of philips. but i'm right. they won't be stripped!

peanut dinner (takeout pho didn't work out)

6:03 pm is a fine time to crawl under the blankets

why are there multiple viral quote-post posts about things that are actually better nowadays? that's worse.

in the library, reading a pirated ebook on my kindle. the perfect crime.

all of my wolf meat posts are actually song lyrics. yeah. original compositions.

the gyro place wants us to think 'house meat' is a chicken-beef blend but i know the truth. it is wolf meat!

the boy who cried wolf meat

remember when we were all going crazy over 'chopped unc'? those were the days....

if you're under the age of maybe 35 or so i don't think you fully appreciate how cool the '& knuckles' technology was