Regan

Regan

@fitzinmd.bsky.social

She/her. Marylander. Prince Georgian. Dog Mom. YNWA

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Regan
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He didn’t sleep because it was a risk, but he could play football. Siriani is an awful, awful person.

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social

Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played the game without having slept. Crazy.

Regan
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THERE IS TOO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. All that seems clear is that Maryland Women's College Basketball has saved the Republic.

Regan
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But I need to know the sanctions that will be cruelly ripped away when they win their appeal because the process took too long.

David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...

nytimes.comManchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breachesCity were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.
Regan
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New York is having some kind of existential transplant crisis? lol I'm from a region where people refuse to believe anyone is actually from here! (But they blame us for all of the problems they send to us.)

Gremliny Nussboo@emilynussbaum.bsky.social

I truly don’t understand this “transplant” nonsense. The whole THING about NYC is that ppl come here from other places to mutate into New Yorkers! TO SEE IF THEY CAN BE KING OF THE HILL, TOP OF THE HEAP! Imho a rando who moved here a year ago is the MOST NY person. Welcome Ohio rando, have a bagel

Regan
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I can’t with this ranking, even beyond the obvious. Wilson and Jackson are great? Andrew Johnson and Hoover are an average? Grant is worst?

Nathan Kalman-Lamb@nkalamb.bsky.social

this is so incredible I can’t stop laughing because he forgot to include Reagan

Regan
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Welcome babies! @darthbluesky.bsky.social “Male red pandas do not provide care.” Typical.

PoPville@popville.bsky.social

Hey-O!!! The National Zoo “celebrating the births of three red panda cubs, born this summer!” - Goodness. More goodness: www.popville.com/2026/08/nati...

popville.comHey-O!!! The National Zoo “celebrating the births of three red panda cubs, born this summer!” - PoPvilleGlorious news, and photos, from the Smithsonian's National Zoo: "The cubs are really just balls of fur that eat and sleep right now." —Jessica Kordell, assistant curator of carnivores Carnivore keeper...
Regan
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I know it won't really matter but... *does don't f#ck with Steny Hoyer dance*

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

A federal judge ordered the Trump administration to abandon its plans to keep the FBI headquarters in D.C., ruling it was improper for the Justice Department to go against the Biden-era decision to relocate the agency to Maryland.

washingtonpost.comTrump administration can’t scrap plan to move FBI headquarters to Md., judge rulesThe administration sought to keep the agency’s headquarters in Washington.
Regan
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Transubstantiation is why I’m stuck in the Church! He doesn’t get to jump in for funsies and then not believe in it!

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Regan
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I could live the dream, move to Italy and teach people how to pick crab. I can bring my own plastic knife.

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Regan
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What powers (to arrest, make citations) do you they have on non-federal land in DC, if any? @freedcproject.bsky.social

amanda moore 🐢@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

I talked to the officers. They said they were deputized by the US Marshals and went through an orientation yesterday. They’re here for 30 days as part of the America 250 celebrations.

Regan
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At first glance, I thought this was a map to the secret chambers inside the Washington Monument, as created by the Illuminati/Masons.

PoPville@popville.bsky.social

“The Office of Planning has published preliminary findings and recommendations for improving the H Street corridor and invite the community to join us in discussing them” - More info: www.popville.com/2026/06/dc-o...

popville.com“The Office of Planning has published preliminary findings and recommendations for improving the H Street corridor and invite the community to join us in discussing them” - PoPvilleFrom an email: "The Office of Planning has published preliminary findings and recommendations for improving the H Street corridor and invite the community to join us in discussing them at an open hous...
Regan
@fitzinmd.bsky.social

We need Heated Rivalry Season 2.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Hey, we don't need anything that Canada has, we don't know anything that Mexico has, but they need everything that we have. And they have to treat us better."

Regan
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I have a legal education but have never worked in the legal profession. You can certainly spend your career working on important issues without working for a law firm or even as a lawyer afterwards - I have worked in public policy since passing the bar. But come on...

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Regan
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Back to being Morris Day and the Mother F#*king Time.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

Morris Day and The Time responds: "Contrary to rumor, Morris Day & The Time will not be performing at the 'Great American State Fair.'"

Regan
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Very strange. There is currently only an acting Secretary of the Navy and Vance spoke last year, but I can't see why Trump wouldn't address USNA. They won't give him a negative reception. I guess that's less traffic Friday on 50 at least.

Baltimore Banner@thebaltimorebanner.com

President Trump will not speak at U.S. Naval Academy graduation, breaking tradition

buff.lyTrump will not speak at Naval Academy graduation, breaking traditionThe class of 2026 will hear from General Dan Caine, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, instead of Trump.
Regan
@fitzinmd.bsky.social

So they force out employees who are experts at running our arcane Federal Financial Aid system and now they are going to hire a bunch of people who likely have no knowledge let alone expertise of it at a time when they need ramp up RAP and transfer millions of people off of SAVE. Brilliant!

Josh Gerstein@joshgerstein.bsky.social

DEMISE OF THE DOGE: Education Department, hit by mass layoffs and targeted for shutdown, plans to hire hundreds www.politico.com/news/2026/05... via @beccacarballo.bsky.social

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Regan
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This fun could be ours! Maryland could be celebrating 8-0 and the impending ouster of Andy Harris. But no. Our Senate, where we have a supermajority, killed redistricting.

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social

Architect of the Virginia gerrymander is having the time of her life today (in the AI McDonalds photo are four Republican lawmakers whose districts got nuked)

Regan
@fitzinmd.bsky.social

I’m taking my work team to the game on Thursday. As the only Nats fan, someone will ask me questions about them. I think my answer will be “no on knows.”

Spencer Nusbaum@spencernusbaum.bsky.social

They used a reliever as a starter and two starters in relief. They acquired the trio via waivers, free agency and the 12th round of the MLB draft. They have used 20 arms so far. It’s April 19. Welcome new era Nats, one shutout in: www.nytimes.com/athletic/721...

nytimes.comNationals throw their first shutout of 2026 in the weirdest way imaginableIt took three arms, including a waiver claim and a starter by trade to complete the shutout, but the Nationals made it happen Sunday.
Regan
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Mary and Stede, the Early Years #OFMD

The Fake History Hunter@fakehistoryhunter.net

When I was a kid they sold knitting patterns by showing little girls with knight's helmets stabbing boys in the head with a dagger. Awesome. I never wanted to knit a sweater more than right now.

Regan
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Will Baltimore and Pittsburgh get along now? Probably not. But you could at least send some perogies as a thank you.

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette@post-gazette.com

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette to continue publishing after sale to nonprofit media group

post-gazette.comPittsburgh Post-Gazette to continue publishing after sale to nonprofit media groupToledo, Ohio-based Block Communications Inc. is selling the Post-Gazette assets to the Venetoulis Institute for Local Journalism, publisher of the Pulitzer Prize-winning Baltimore Banner.
Regan
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That's a whole lot of nonsense. I don't know if WMATA could even do that based on how it charges. I don't ever recall Metrorail or bus being an extra fare to get to a specific station during a specific time period (just the whole system being free on certain dates).

The New York Times@nytimes.com

From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: New Jersey Transit is currently planning to charge more than $100 for return rail tickets from Penn Station to MetLife Stadium for FIFA World Cup games. The 18-mile rail journey ordinarily costs $12.90 for a return ticket. nyti.ms/4tRnBV8

nyti.msTrain tickets to MetLife Stadium from NYC set to cost more than $100 during World CupA return ticket via NJ Transit for the 18-mile journey from New York Pennsylvania Station ordinarily costs $12.90.
Regan
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And to Catholics, who have sat through a lifetime of sermons about why bad things happen to good people and camels passing through eyes of needles, prosperity theology is mind blowing.

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social

I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."

Regan
@fitzinmd.bsky.social

Innocent! The red panda, that is.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable. The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back. We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

Regan
@fitzinmd.bsky.social

Trying to push these things up the ramps at my high school as quickly as possible without the television falling on my head.

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Regan
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I am really confused. Why is anyone searching American Airlines (or any airline) for a flight between Philadelphia and Wilmington, DE? It's a 20 minute drive. You can get there for less than $10 on public transportation, or if you want to splurge, you can take Amtrak or an Uber.

Tero Kuittinen@teroterotero.bsky.social

American Airlines is charging $1000 per bus ticket to deter people from just taking a bus because the bus is meant to be an airplane replacement and not a bus. They want to trick you into thinking it’s a land airplane and not a bus. This is America.

Regan
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😁

Regan@fitzinmd.bsky.social

No. Some things don't change. The Yankees aren't less hateable. The Cowboys aren't less hateable. Manchester United isn't less hateable. The people will always hate Duke.

Regan
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I love Michael Fassbender, but can't they just repackage "The Kennedys of Massachusetts"? Probably still watch it for the accents.

Vulture@vulture.com

If the end of ‘Love Story’ has you craving more Kennedys, Netflix has you covered. Michael Fassbender stars in ‘Kennedy’ as Joe Kennedy Sr. It’s ‘The Crown,’ American style.

vulture.comMichael Fassbender Is Daddy (Kennedy)If the end of ‘Love Story’ has you craving more Kennedys, Netflix has you covered. Michael Fassbender stars in ‘Kennedy’ as Joe Kennedy Sr. It’s ‘The Crown,’ American style.
Regan
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No. Some things don't change. The Yankees aren't less hateable. The Cowboys aren't less hateable. Manchester United isn't less hateable. The people will always hate Duke.

The New York Times@nytimes.com

From @theathletic.com: For 40 years, Duke has been college basketball’s most polarizing team. People love to hate Duke. But has Duke basketball become less hateable? Perhaps, maybe, even likable? nyti.ms/4rSaLUT

Regan
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Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, my hero

Jacob Kramer-Duffield@jaykaydee.bsky.social

Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.

Regan
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This eats at my soul. My dad was a Marine in Vietnam. He raised me to respect the sacrifice of the grunt. Iwo was always the greatest symbol of the sacrifice of Marines.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Lindsey Graham on Kharg Island: "We did Iwo Jima. We can do this."