jbuergel

jbuergel

@fiverandomsongs.com

Board game designer (Fox in the Forest, Hocus, Foresight) and terrible music blogger (fiverandomsongs.com). (He/him)

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while you port and emulate games, I ported Jira to my PSP

This will be a day one back for me.

Hinokodo@hinokodo.com

@everyone I have a Kickstarter launching next Tuesday. October 13. It's for a #boardgame I've been cooking for 3 years called PONDUS and the hunt for the Orbs of Power. Domino Magic Combat and Adventure for 1-4p. Human made art illustrated by me.

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The Ever Board does make me wonder: will it be boring enough that no teens will try and make The Grossest Board Game with it? Or will we get amazing news stories about breakthroughs in disgusting game technology thanks to the hilariously inept guardrails on it?

In conclusion, everybody say hello to the Ever Board. The most "you could have bought a Switch" device to ever be proposed, topping our previous champions, every other $500 board game tablet ever floated.

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Now, I know I'm being a little unfair here. I haven't even tried it! Maybe I'll be amazed at the output of this thing. Why, if enough people expend enough effort on prompts, there's probably a way to make it produce something that isn't "z-tier mobile game" or "Uno, but with more steps".

I think it's great that there's a device that will bring the hallowed tradition of family game night back into our lives. Without this, what would we do? It's not like we could take our $500 and buy 200 packs of Bicycle cards or anything. (Plus 60 more a year.)

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At last, a product that is willing to get an answer to the critical question of our time: if you add a bunch of quarter-assed implementations of "classic" board games to unlimited un-assed board game slurry, will you have a compelling device?

Personally, I'm looking forward to having new reasons for electronics problems. Now, it's not just pedestrian stuff like "it keeps crashing" or "it's not charged". It'll also be futuristic things like "I ran out of tokens" or "the robot just keeps filling the screen with blood for some reason".

The selling point here is that it doesn't just make all the games you didn't want to play anyway a bigger hassle. It also has an infinite library of games you super duper don't want to play thanks to the magic of gen AI. Finally! I had no idea where I was going to get infinite garbage from!

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I'm joining the war on slop with cheap, fast flyer commissions. If you know someone who is asking the computer for event posters, tell them to ask me instead. Get the guarantee!

Dan's thread here on hosting his own work applies to so many people. I know there are discovery problems, believe me. I run a music blog that has ten readers on a good day. But if you're on somebody's else platform, you still have that problem, plus you inherit every problem of the platform.

Dan Thurot@danthurot.bsky.social

I know there are costs. Oh, trust me, I know it. I pay for my own site, and my income from Space-Biff! is pretty meager. I'm not even anti-BGG, really. But I wish more BGG bloggers, especially those who think of themselves as doing serious work, would disentangle from somebody else's platform.

And in other news, my attempt to post today's blog appears to have failed, so I guess I'll have to figure that one out later.

Yo @mlb.com this fucking sucks, keep this rancid shit away from me! Also, have you forgotten what happens when baseball gets in bed with gamblers, you historically ignorant bozos?