FixTheJimmy

I've upper decked a toilet before, and if you saw the absolute bus of a human I am, you'd understand why I feel like I'm not getting the respect I deserve for that.

You know, one of the few heart warming things to keep in mind is, considering how self centered and egotistical he is, when he goes, either by death or leaving office in 2030, there's going to be a LOT of people begging for pardons who he's going to leave hanging because they're no longer useful.

You know soccer/football is making serious progress when a guy accused of making racist comments uses "It wasn't racist, it was homophobic!" as his defense. /s

Am I the only person who finds it odd that Trump, a known horrible bluffer with tiny hands that also bankrupted a casino seems infatuated with the phrase "Holding all the cards"?

Whole lot of Americans who stockpiled guns to "Fight off the Gub'Mint!" being real fucking quiet when the government sends in troops to a protest.

Happy Wrestlemania Day 1, for those who celebrate.

@scryfall.com Hey! Just noticed Bloomvine Regent, Marang River Regent and Scavenger Regent don't show up when searching for Omen tagged cards.

First burger of Halifax Burger Bash. King of the Jungle from Lion's Head Tavern. A 5oz Angus patty with aged cheddar, balsamic onion chutney, BBQ glaze and Dijon mustard on a brioche bun. 8/10.

@graham.loadingreadyrun.com Heard you were too broken up about the McBarge sinking to make it to the PPR. Completely understandable. Take care of yourself.

Hey, if you, like me, are a US citizen who's had your books/stories/articles stolen by Meta to train AI, you can submit your name to the class action suit using this easy contact form for one of the law firms involved: www.saverilawfirm.com/meta-languag...

As a Canadian, I can't explain how rapidly I went from hoping Ovi didn't break Gretzky's goal record, to "Is there any way he can hang on long enough to break the points record as well?"

Yep.

I seem to have jacked up my feet and ankles (Beyond what they normally are) yesterday, which should make tomorrow's Costco trip a joyous occasion.

Legit getting motion sickness watching the #MagicConChicago coverage. Someone needs to tell someone working the feed to deal with the swaying camera.

@mikecarrozza.bsky.social Safe travels bubba!

You don't realize how fat you are until you rotate your mattress and that old side is looking pretty rough.

@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com @graham.loadingreadyrun.com Hey! Was listening to TTC. Just some info - Grozoth, that weird transmute card, was used as copies 5-8 of Dragonstorm in that Storm deck.