Michael Z. (he/him)

@dianaoftherose.com I’ve been starting to read through your Dungeon in a Box one-shot that arrived in the past week and I’m really digging it!

@gordondym.bsky.social Did your Discord get hacked? We’re getting weird spammy posts from you.

Diminish an anime Half a Piece

Fear Her for Tax Purposes

But, I mean, ew, who would want to? 🤭

sex so good you fold space

@mementomorty.bsky.social Did you inspire Chuck's latest book? 😲

Make a band edible BLTS

Make a band edible: Fleetwood Mac and Cheese

Make a band edible: The Rolling Scones

I'd like to talk to some Midwestern trans people for book research. If any trans folks from one of the dead center tornadoy states, esp trans men, are up for a quick dm exchange let me know

My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”

Worldcon will return in "Avengers: Doomsday."

Post something random or risk a sub-par September

lmao

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Victorian gentleman follows friend to then-modern San Francisco, discovers fast food and extramarital sex.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Thor: *chugs the contents of the glass then slams it on the counter* More ale!

“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Frank Herbert, Dune

Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 https://theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price-of-colorado-rockies-ticket-to-11/

@risettemd.bsky.social Quick, should I buy them out before the surgeon discovers them?

Michelle Tafoya thinks the Mall of America has a reflecting pool.

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm former MLB outfielder Alex Rios.

Look, just because she has decided to go with a traditional Betazoid wedding doesn't mean you get to peek, you perverts.

So do I write in Melissa Hortman or Count Binface for governor come November?

I voted in the primary 11 days ago. 🤷🏻‍♂️

My favorite part of The Odyssey is when Odysseus sails his ship into the Mutara Nebula to escape Khan.

WNBA players union leadership released a statement, I suggest everyone read it. This is the message of united union leaders: hate will not be tolerated and trans inclusion IS protecting women’s rights to play sports This is excellently crafted. Proud of Nneka, Phee and the rest of WNBPA leaders

Is there no viable alternative to these four a-holes?

“Tyler Perry’s James Bond Will Return”

Okay, it's becoming clear to me who Sadie Sink is playing in the new Spider-Man movie. It's such crazy casting, you'd never have guessed this in a million years. You ready? . . . . . Barbara Gordon, of course!

This will last about 24 hrs. Taco Tuesday is tomorrow, after all.

Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now https://theonion.com/report-thats-enough-soccer-for-now/

You've showed your last Muppet

You've torched your last wood.

Something something gender-affirming care something something

In a shocking breach of Republican protocol, Lindsey Graham has informed the press and the public that he’s dead.

“I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell”

@paulcornell.bsky.social Sadly, the tiny naked people did not make it onto the pen. Just released a few days ago, arrived today.

I’m going to need Belgium to get out there and score 7 goals just in the first half alone tonight, just to make a point.

www.bbc.com/news/article... Now do JD Vance.

Foodify a Doctor Who title The Legend of Ruby's Sundae