Leideke Thorn

Hey there, people who followed me because I was recently a charming smart-ass online! Did you know I also create fictional smart-asses and sell them at reasonable prices? Jade Everly is a college student who moonlights as a magical girl! A novellas chock full of queer smart-asses and pathos!

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[metroid] a wish she wrote about when she was a kid

This EP is a shot of adrenaline right to the arm. Taking You With Me is a goddamn anthem. I am so proud to have worked on this.

The night Jade Evergreen met Jasper Valera, the trajectory of both their lives changed… The Elk Hunters, the brand-new Jade Evergreen novella, is over 20,000 words of queer family, budding romances, and tense magical girl action. First in a new ongoing series set in the @magicariot.com universe!

Gosh, it seems I’ve opened your sound right up, huh? Feeling a little exposed now I can hear all your little details? I love all your features, darling. Those tape splices and dropouts are just a record of how you were made, the care that went into your production. I love them because I love you 💋🎶

Thank you for such an amazing launch weekend! There are dozens of you who have bought and read Jade Evergreen’s new novella, which might be the biggest audience for anything I’ve been the main contributor to 🥹 If you haven’t yet, you can read the preview chapters and buy the ebook below!

Saturday's all right for fightin', and my new Jade Evergreen novella "The Elk Hunters" has not one but two classic magical girl fight scenes! Read the first one in the free preview chapter below, then buy the e-book to see how the second one goes! magicariot.com/jadeevergree...

Happy Friday! Why not celebrate it with a friend? Jade Evergreen’s new novella “The Elk Hunters” is out now! Jade makes a new friend, and her oldest friend stops by to visit! There’s bean burgers! And cajun tots! It’s a veritable potluck of fun! stormmaiden.itch.io/the-educatio...

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if you love lesbians you should play cxmi.itch.io/dont-you-move which apart from being hot as hell is a delightfully frictive treatise on how bad game controls are so important

ONE WEEK REMAINS The Education of Jade Evergreen Book 1: The Elk Hunters Releases on September 23rd ONE WEEK REMAINS

The only four kinds of game are Dark Souls, Call of Duty, Overwatch, and Celeste. Soon there will only be three, and people will lament when there were once four whole ways to play a video game.

Oh, you experienced specific difficulties and persevered? You’re proud of an experience in a personal struggle? Did you end up a palatable symbol of civilization like an athlete or celebrity? No? Seems pretty cringe to succeed in a small way, dude. Pretty unrelatable content my friend.

Make a band edible Cream Theatre

It's my pleasure to provide you with a little Jade Evergreen lore. Her new novella "The Elk Hunters" comes out in TWO WEEKS!

Check it out! A new snippet from the upcoming Jade Evergreen novella The Elk Hunters! Coming out September 23! AAAAAA!

Here ya go!

The Education of Jade Evergreen I - The Elk Hunters!!

You wanna see a snippet of the new Jade Evergreen novella?

it's really crazy how well just watching this works when you're having a rough time

Without saying your age, what's your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

IT'S ONCE AGAIN SEPTEMBER FUCKERS

aaaa the reveal is finally here, I'm so proud of you and your cover artist!! less than a month to go and everyone gets to read the sumptuous first story of Shin Jade Evergreen. Having read it and having to keep my mouth shut i can only tell you it is a 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 read

If you’re on Kara’s patreon, you can see the surprise now in the jade-evergreen channel! 💚 For everyone else, I’ll be posting it here in 90 minutes or so 😁

Tomorrow, on Jade Evergreen’s birthday, I’ll finally get to show off the cover to her next adventure! Have a tiny preview!

You should watch Camp Miasma, oh fricking hell

Looking forward to Big Joel’s video on Stone Butch Blues

Writing Jade Evergreen is a literal dream come true for me. Just like Kara puts all of herself into Magica Riot, I’m putting all of myself into The Education of Jade Evergreen. I have a lot of adventures big and small I want to take her on, and it’ll all start with the first story in September! 😁

Chiyo-chan would say “woag” but only because she doesn’t know what it means.

dark souls 3 feels like a hastily whipped up bloodborne mod made specifically to show that miyazaki's still got it after dark souls 2 was the best possible sequel that game could have hoped for. it feels like a mid-life crisis. what a maudlin, herky-jerky game

Some day, they say, We won’t even be able to tell. The words will be erudite, All the notes just right, The brushstrokes replicated To the minutest detail. Except, of course, we’ll notice their stories and songs and paintings all seem to look to the center, and not out to the edges where hope lives.

Narrative trope discourse is just "I can taste the INGREDIENTS in my food, therefore it's BAD!" Like what the fuck do you think food is MADE OF, you fucking bowling shoe?

Guys will be like “I can’t get a girl because I like anime” and like, a girl literally asked me out because I wrote an anime fanfic and when we amiably stopped dating, her best friend still sexted with me for fun for like a year after that so like I dunno what to tell you buddy.

Now there's a True Goddess Reincarnation. Four.

WOMG (woman omg) we made SoUP and you can ttwo! #soupjam2026

WOMG (woman omg) we made SoUP and you can ttwo! #soupjam2026

Posting hickeys on the polycule’s shared girlfriend like she’s our own little social media platform.

lew archer i owe you an apology. i wasn't really familiar with your game

I know words are cheap and it’s easy for me to say but it feels like the solution to this problem is to get weirder than they can conceive of, to make something they can’t copy, distributed in a way they don’t care about. They don’t censor us for ethical reasons, it’s purely to maximize profit.

Lesbian astronaut all the girls say is really friendly and outgoing call her Yuri Gregarious.

good movie bad: "Please, Baby, Please" what if you hollowed out all the queerness from being gay so straight people could play inside of it like a science park bad movie good: "Thor Love and Thunder" a film for and about kids and their adults. also holy shit what if a greek god was actually greek

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