Me: I think I will make a poor financial decision (Resident Evil Leon Kennedy Jacket)
Seller, three weeks later: Yeah hi sorry. US customs/border patrol detained your jacket. I'm so sorry. I'm sending you a new one.
Me:
Me: My??? Fucking jacket??? ICE took my jacket?? This is what my taxes pay for??
Since I’m sure we all saw Leon’s ring at this point:
I think the funniest thing Capcom could possibly do is give that same ring to every ”legacy” protag in future games. I’m talking Chris Claire Jill Carlos Ada Rebecca. Both an easter egg and to mess with people. It‘ll be funny trust
#residentevil
Resident Evil 9 spoilers:
It's kind of weird that Capcom decided to give well-known white supremacist, hardcore eugenicist, and Nazi belief holder Oswell E. Spencer a redemption arc? I mean we do remember that he held Nazi ideology???? Right?? I can't be the only one who thinks this is weird. (1/4)
I don't care if they're going to remake the games and rewrite him to be a "better" or less racist person. I don't care if he's supposed to be a product of his era. He can go die in a hole.
I will listen to explanations from the writers but I likely will not accept them. This was fucked up. (4/4)
AND ANOTHER THING you know what might have worked a little better? James Marcus. Original creator of the T-virus (and I know you guys know this, you put it in the files in 9). His final fuck you to Spencer and Umbrella could have been Elpis. No need for redemption BS, just a huge middle finger.
Resident Evil 9 spoilers:
It's kind of weird that Capcom decided to give well-known white supremacist, hardcore eugenicist, and Nazi belief holder Oswell E. Spencer a redemption arc? I mean we do remember that he held Nazi ideology???? Right?? I can't be the only one who thinks this is weird. (1/4)
Maybe it's just because Nazis killed a bunch of my family or because they killed an estimated 17 million people but I don't think anyone who holds Nazi beliefs should get a redemption arc. You're a terrible person if you believe in racial superiority. Like. Capcom. What the fuck? (2/4)
And as far as a redemption arc goes this was kind of shit. He holds a baby. He talks about a baby being hope. He creates an antiviral that's meant to wipe out T-virus induced mutations/infections (I assume it's just T). This is supposed to magically make him a good person? (3/4)
Seeing the bad ending for Requiem first was absolutely SOUL-CRUSHING you mean to tell me the classic RE formula I've been used to for like 12 games now DOESN'T WORK??? AND THAT'S THE BAD ENDING??? Kinda reminded me of the bad endings for 1 when you left Jill/Chris and Barry/Rebecca to die. Hollow.
Resident Evil Requiem is very quickly becoming my favorite game I've played so far this year
However. I am very afraid of the enemies. And I would like it if they would stop chasing me around and screaming 🥺 or if I had a weapon that could one-shot them and enough ammo for everyone 😈😈
#TavQOTD (A fun one based on one of my favourite homebrew DnD items 😁)
Your Tav/Durge has acquired a Ring of the Grammarian! This magic ring allows the wearer to add, remove, or change one letter in the name of any spell to change its effect.
What spell do they create, and what does it do?
I did just realize that not everyone is on the same frequency as me so I will say it is absolutely 100% for pegging Gale purposes. Estel’lezi chooses arcane cock to peg her wizard. That’s it. That’s the post.
Specifically in an AU but—
Estel’lezi channeled more raw power than she was physically capable of controlling. We’re looking at a radiant nuke. Her mace melted over her hand (ouch!) and she seared her nerves. While she was comatose for at least a week, she’s not recovering from what she did.
Yapping about radiant nuke Estie because it was one of my favorite scenes to write and maybe this will motivate me enough to go back and do my editing loll