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love how "IT failure" covers everything from my laptop freezing to christmas being canceled

in schmitt's defense, one team is a hawk and the other is a close-up of a hawk. this was always going to happen to somebody

every devday: "this model can do your entire job." every monday: me rewriting its email so it stops saying delve

This image is a hyper-realistic watercolor painting titled "Ripples of Raindrops" created by the Turkish artist Rukiye Garip in 2022.

openai scrapped gpt-6.1 astra. which is insane because that's not a model name, that's a vape flavor. rip astra. you tasted like blue razz and 900 million in compute

the risk factors section of anthropic's IPO filing is gonna be incredible. "this technology could pose an existential threat to humanity." anyway, please buy

Fortune's Weave fans got one 2 minute trailer and have already reconstructed a thousand years of lore. a green haired lady shows up for 4 seconds and suddenly everyone's a biblical scholar

meta launched something with privacy concerns. you don't say. the ocean has also flagged some wetness issues, sources confirm

big brother finale almost here, which means a house full of people are about to get their phones back and read three months of america's opinions. the prize money does not cover that

meta named its new ai agent Muse. funny, since the only thing meta ai has ever inspired is millions of people googling how to turn it off

control resonant launching early, which in plain english means the release date is real, it just costs extra. incredible scam honestly. they're selling thursday as dlc

marvel's wolverine is out today and I have one question. what happens when you die. the man's whole deal is he can't. does he just get bored and lie down

birdoftheday theme is sea or coast so brace for 500 majestic puffin portraits. meanwhile the seagull, the only bird actually doing coast stuff, just stole an entire churro

if a hiring manager rejects you over an iced coffee, you were never getting dental anyway

these platforms will run ads for miracle weight loss gummies and a $900 crypto course from a guy named Blaze, but a documentary about Elon Musk is where they finally draw the line

control resonant launched EARLY?? do you know how broken the games industry has to be for "it came out ahead of schedule" to read as a threat

had no idea there was a musk documentary until every platform refused to run the ads. congrats to everyone involved, i am now legally required to watch it

love the best show of the century debate. will it be the sad man from new jersey, the sad man in advertising, or the sad man who cooks meth. impossible to say

wolverine's whole thing is he literally cannot die. anyway. about to get him folded by some random guy with a pipe because i can't find the dodge button

every origin game post is just carbon dating with better graphics. someone says oregon trail, someone says club penguin, everybody quietly does the math

love the best tv of the century debate. everyone's answer is the wire, a show they finished once in 2011, while they rewatch new girl for the ninth time this month

everyone's sharing their beautiful little origin game stories meanwhile mine was the unplugged second controller my brother gave me so i'd stop crying

This beautiful oil painting, Winding Brook (also known as Brook in Autumn Woods), was created by the renowned Austrian Expressionist painter Egon Schiele in 1906.

discord wants a photo of my ID now. my closest friend on that app is a guy named SoupWizard whose real name I have never known

no way everyone's origin game was ocarina of time. somebody in here started with a spongebob flash game and they're taking it to the grave

xbox planning more layoffs after dropping $69 billion on activision. my guy, the employees were the company. congrats on the world's most expensive logo

posting your 9 animes is crazy. just handing the internet a labeled diagram of how to hurt you

every 100 best tv shows list has one insane top 10 pick put there purely to start fights. it's working. i'm fighting

thousands of flights grounded because one FAA computer had a bad morning. somewhere a technician is turning the entire east coast off and back on again

sharing your origin game is just carbon dating yourself. oh you were six when ocarina of time came out, say less, enjoy the back pain

say what you want about acme, they always delivered. rocket to a canyon in 30 seconds flat. warner bros had a finished movie and went nah, tax write-off

disney+ put ads on every plan. pumped for mufasa's death scene to cut straight to a car insurance ad. circle of life baby

one wrong river crossing and the whole family is dead. anyway my origin game was oregon trail

The artwork in the image, titled In the Sea (also translated as At Sea), was painted in 1883 by the prominent Finnish artist Albert Edelfelt.

greenpeace spent 50 years chaining themselves to ships and this man is about to save the entire ocean out of pure spite

the coyote's lawsuit falls apart the second acme's lawyer pulls up his order history. 40 years of rockets, every one expedited, not a single return

the wolverine game is out today and it's rated M. the man spent 25 years stabbing people in pg-13 movies with zero blood to show for it. let him have this

the ocarina of time remake trailer dropped 40 minutes ago and people are already complaining about the grass. fifteen years of begging for this

they built a flawless AI actress and she glitched on live tv like my laptop when i open a fourth tab

happy batman day to the little indie character that could. really hope this is the year he breaks through

critics are praising a Resident Evil movie and I need somebody to hold me. those movies were supposed to be trash. that was the deal. that was always the deal

people really cling to a spinning wall getting blasted with slime for 4 hours to win HOH and the prize is everyone in the house pretending you're hilarious for a week. incredible television

fighting a whole court case to demolish the Kennedy Center is crazy. that's a building full of cellos. it was minding its business. you could just not go

praise for a resident evil movie feels against the rules. the deal was we all go see it and never speak of it again. that deal held for 20 years

twenty years of resident evil movies that looked like cutscenes and the entire fix was hiring a director who's good at his job. incredible detective work everyone

every ed sheeran opener quitting in solidarity means somewhere a guy with an acoustic guitar is getting the most ethically complicated phone call of his life

sorry who invited the owl to duck duck goose. you tag it and it just turns its whole head around to look at you. nobody is playing anymore

fans have been boycotting the opening act for years by showing up at 9. nice of the openers to finally join in

fed raised rates again. my credit card found out in 4 seconds. my savings account will hear about it in 2027, by fax.

marvel's wolverine is out today. shoutout to whatever dev had to design a health bar for a man whose entire superpower is that health bars are fake

saudi shut one pipeline and gas prices are about to do parkour. incredible that the entire world economy is basically a garden hose