Madeline

Is all of Stranger Things just a dream Madeleine L'engle was having?

Why would I open this? Who would think seeing how many emotional support large diet cokes they needed in a year is a good idea?

Why do I have emails from multiple companies saying their Black Friday sale is ending soon? Thanksgiving isn't even for 12 more days

Stop saying he isn't going to leave. Stop normalizing that thought. It's 3+ years away, repeating it now just makes people accept it as inevitable when it ISN'T

Love when the first question in the exam room is "And what brings you in today?" as if I'm not only here because you told me I had to come to get any of my meds refilled

Will I ever sleep again? The answer may surprise you. News at 11

Not me blasting Reputation for the first time in 5+ years

Today the sleep doctor asked if I ever experience daytime sleepiness and I told him I could literally lie down any second of any day and take a nap and he was like "hm ok well I can increase your maximum pressure from 15 to 17" 🤷🏼‍♀️

Max asked me what words end in -od and the only two I could think of at the time were mood and iditarod

The sunrise is pretty and all but I would rather have not already been awake for 2 hours today

What the fuck even is this show

I don't want to hear about wait times for medical care in countries with socialized medicine when in the good old US of A I tried to schedule an appointment on March 4 and the earliest I could get is August 27th and not even at my preferred location

I need to stay up 2 more hours to pump before bed but honestly I'm so tired. I think I'll just read myself to sleep and pump whenever I wake up leaking everywhere.

I think I'm in love with Chappell Roan

Max and I finished Matilda last night so I put on the movie for him just now and it's rated PG-13??

I've long suspected my Stanley might be a fake because it's never kept things cold as long as it should. Today I noticed this 😂

What's the angle here? What's the scam? Even in the comments they don't seem to be trying to sell anything. 2 similar (clearly AI generated from the same prompt) posts from 2 different people in a local mom group.

They sure have, book about changing times published in 2003 sent home from school with my kid in 2024.

Bold of my smart watch to tell me "it's time to be more active!" when all I've done for the last hour is play with the baby, take her milestone pictures, get her down for a nap, and do my hair and makeup for work all before I've even had coffee

Incredible

I just really don't need every company I've ever interacted with telling me Happy Thanksgiving via email

Halle fuckin lujah