F.L. Everett

Just cleaned out the freezer. Nooty had not realised there was food inside the silver box. She was so excited to find out, she stole a large clump of frozen sprouts and ate it. It might not be Storm Boleo we need to worry about, wind-wise....

I just realised I'm currently writing my TENTH novel! One self published, one unpublished, six published, two yet to be published. No wonder I'm tired.

Doctors of Bluesky! I keep seeing claims that Trump has dementia. But does he? Or is it cognitive decline caused by age and general ill health? I'd love to hear your diagnoses.

Pretty morning in the West Highlands - before the wind gets up.

I appreciated my right hand, way back when I could move it.

I repurposed the Reform leaflet into an inspirational saying.

Are those who did not grow up in 80s Manchester familiar with the concept of a Chufty Badge? Just explaining to my baffled husband. L

I guess I just need the Coach C buffet car to know that it's not 'Tuna Crunch' if the cucumber looks like Dali's clocks.

Ok I'm abandoning Threads for a bit as the bot situation has become an infestation. What's it like over here? Botty McBotface? Everyone human? Lurking accounts for DavePatriot2356001 and TommyKeepBritainWhite438800?

Going through Headingley in Leeds on the bus and guessing what students do based on their outfits. Puffa coat, straight navy jeans, trainers: geography headphones, green hair, visible tattoos: politics Black trousers, plaid shirt, rucksack: engineering Rolled through a charity shop: humanities.

Roses are red Violets feed worms

Guess he's just a fun guy.

INT: Domestic bedroom, very early morning SFX: High pitched cat brrrps and racing paws on carpet Scuffling Frantic flapping and cheeping FLIC wakes up. We can see from the wary horror of her expression that her day is already ruined.

Got it. Read it. Loved it. Convinced I'd solved it. (I hadn't solved it.)

Annoying reminder that my latest Christmas murder mystery is now four days old and you should probably get a copy. Death on Holly Island by F.L. Everett contains: 🗡️murder 📚books 👫authors 🕵️ a detective (female but emojis are sexist apparently) 🏨 a Victorian hotel 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 a Hebridean island 🐕‍🦺 a cockerpoo

This is fine. Nothing could go wrong.

My book. You see? It's good!

Just checked for new book reviews and now I've got 'dopamine chaser' to the tune of Paperback Writer stuck in my head. That'll teach me to seek validation via the opinions of online strangers.

Also as its publication day for Death on Holly Island and I'm fundamentally benign, if anyone has questions about novel writing/publishing, ask away!

Its publication day for my winter murder mystery, DEATH ON HOLLY ISLAND (Century) Behold this gorgeous video, and find it at @waterstones.bsky.social,Tesco, and all good indies. Available on Kindle, in paperback and on audio, read by the brilliant Alison O'Donnell (Tosh in Shetland!) Enjoy...❄️🗡️📚🎄❤️

Look, I tried to do a piece to camera to promote my new crime novel which is out tomorrow. I just looked unbelievably anxious and for some reason, was talking like Theresa May. So instead, I am allowing my dog Ellroy to promote it for me. He's very engaged, as you can see. #DeathonHollyIsland

So proud I can tell my grandchildren that when the culture reached its nadir, I was there to witness it.

Amendment - it's actually called "Murder at Mistletoe Manor." by @fliceverett.bsky.social. Missed out the important bit!

Quite hard to laugh your way through this entire sentence.

I've just finished @fliceverett.bsky.social's Mistletoe Manor. What a pageturner. I couldn't put it down. Classic whodunnit.

Roses are red Violets are cute

Roses are red Violets are glam

Roses are red Violets are fine

Politicians whanging on about Christmas is festive Godwin's law. The first one to mention "Christian celebration" or "woke councils insisting on Winterval" loses.

SHE IS NOT AN ACTRESS SHE IS PIXELS JESUS CHRIST

I've just rescued a tiny, unkempt Moroccan kitten (with dear friends' help) and anyway, who's coming to Paris in 4 months to help me pick her up and bring her home?

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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water. Along with the rest of my traumatised generation.

It's snowing! It's not, but it is in my new winter murder mystery DEATH ON HOLLY ISLAND, now available on Kindle! Paperback and audio coming Oct 8th...I hope you love it. 🎄🎄🎄❄️❄️❄️🌨️🌨️🌨️ amzn.eu/d/04sekoWw

I'm not sure the words are the story here.

Someone just turned up with a coal delivery for a man I've never heard of, and I'm a little worried. I've slipped back in time.

Love a September sky.

Roses are red Violets are gay

I'm in an Uber forcibly listening to Dancing in the Moonlight. Which prompts me to ask, what's the most 'back of an Uber' song?

Just sent this to my best friend. #myhealthyattitudetoweightmanagement

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Vengeful, evil, spiteful little cunt that he is.

📌 ICYMI — Reform’s £645,000 ‘Ghost’ Pollster — @josiahmortimer.bsky.social Exclusive: Payments to a business with no public footprint and a string of missing invoices are raising fresh questions about Reform UK's campaign spending

What are the best 'don't even think about it, loser' songs by women? I need to make a playlist. So far Hit me with your best shot- Pat Benatar Just Like Jesse James - Cher Before he Cheats- Carrie Underwood

I didn't take any pics of my birthday party but I did wash all my best glassware for it.

Roses are red Violets alive

I just need to warn all primary school teachers that in five years time, every little girl in their class will be called Dolly.

Oh Dolly. I miss her already.