Adam Vartanian

Adam Vartanian

@flooey.org

Software engineer at Relay. Counterculture-adjacent. Strong opinions, rarely posted. (he)

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My first five RPGs: - AD&D - Abantey - Vampire: The Masquerade - Palladium - GURPS (Probably, we played a little bit of a lot of stuff around the same period of time.)

"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux@bretdevereaux.bsky.social

First five pen-and-paper RPGs (so ruling out cRPGs) Mage: The Ascension D&D 3.5 Werewolf: The Apocalypse (my own d10-system based high fantasy homebrew) Vampire: The Masquerade D&D 5e

I do think this is important. The military is not supposed to be able to refuse what the President wants. That would be *very bad*. The problem here is that the US elected an idiot to the Presidency, the military going along with his stupid decisions is the correct outcome of that.

"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux@bretdevereaux.bsky.social

The foundation fact here is that the US system is intentionally designed so that the military cannot block something that the political leadership is dead set on. The SecDef is supposed to be able to fire his way to the generals he wants. And Hegseth did that last year.

I have truly passed into middle age; I haven’t heard of a single one of these. But then, I don’t really watch video on the Internet, so I suppose that’s to be expected.

dame@dame.is

it’s that time of year again, Rolling Stone released their list of the top 25 content creators, which is actually a test of how old and out of touch you are… the lower your score, the more out of touch i’ve heard of 11 out of 25

@gruber.foo English fantasy gaming often has trouble with translations because it has so many synonyms. A very bad case is Japanese, which has only a handful of words to describe dead things come back to life, whereas English has dozens (wraith, specter, wight, phantom, zombie, etc.)

So you end up with problems where in English, this monster is called a phantasm and this other one is a ghast and this one is a shade, and then in Japanese (or whatever) they are all called the same thing and it’s confusing.

I actually looked at the American Community Survey data on this, uh, 15 years ago, looking at income in a person’s 40s, broken out by degree. Every college degree increased earnings on average, and most of them increased earnings by a significant amount. flooey.org/iscollegewor...

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Boo!-per Lund@cooperlund.online

“You can make more without a college degree because of how much college costs” is the ultimate conservative dumb guy college take, grounded in the idea that there are a ton of trades jobs out there that will make you like $100k a year, and the data for it just isn’t there.

I was trying to think, and I suppose it has to be Rickey Henderson, who I saw play a number of times for the A’s. I wasn’t at the game where he broke the stolen base record, but I had a newspaper article about it on my wall for years.

The 98Horror@the984.bsky.social

Who is the best athlete relative to their sport you saw play live? I'm gonna say Mia Hamm at the 1996 Olympics.

I'm watching a WWII documentary on the Battle of Berlin (because a man cannot forever run from his destiny), and the narrator is really doing his best to sell how utterly defeated Germany already is.

"Across the Oder, Zhukov's 1st Belorussian Front had amassed 17,000 airplanes, 40 million men, and enough artillery shells to destroy the moon. Between them and Berlin stood the German 9th Army, consisting of one division of mall cops, six retirees on holiday, and a cardboard cutout of Hitler."

@gruber.foo Waiting to announce funding rounds for an opportune moment is becoming pretty common for venture-backed startups. Fundraising is one of the biggest press hits you can get, so people want to time it so they can take the best advantage of it.

That said, 11 months is a longer delay than usual, and I’m not sure why now would be the moment they decided to announce it. So that part is kind of weird.

One was an upholsterer and the other was a civil engineer.

Sarah Archer@sarcher.bsky.social

Whether or not you’re running for Congress and trying to seem rugged (and you probably should run, because, look who’s out there) what did your grandpas do for a living?

We recently got a pair of kittens, and I had forgotten just how much housework I could get done while procrastinating on cleaning the cat box.

I feel like one of my unusual qualities is I don’t remember stuff like this. Have I ever written a production-destroying bug? Almost certainly! Do I have any memory of doing so? Nope! I remember a couple big production outages by others, but that’s because they make good stories at parties.

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Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: 1) History of American Film 2) Shakespeare 3) Game Theory 4) War & Diplomacy in Europe, 1815-1914 5) Ethics and Professionalism in Engineering

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You read things like this and you can only hope that when the time comes, if it comes, when it is your community's turn to be tested, that you acquit yourselves half as well.

Adam Sawyer@adamjst.bsky.social

If the admin's strategic goal was to break public resistance to immigration enforcement activities, it was a tactical mistake to go to the Twin Cities.

If what you care about is money, you don’t really care if you’re scamming people rather that doing it honestly. If what you care about is puzzles, a Ponzi scheme doesn’t really have any, so why would you do one?

As we enter into holiday performance season, it’s worth remembering the elements you need for success.

Adam Vartanian@flooey.org

When you’re putting on a dance routine with little kids (age 3-5), it’s important to make sure you’ve got the right mix of roles. First up: 4-6 enthusiastic kids that sort of paid attention in rehearsal. These make it so the audience has a vague outline of what someone imagined would happen.

Five concerts I’ve seen: Weird Al Skinny Puppy Leonard Cohen Silversun Pickups Imogen Heap

Serge Yager@sergeyager.bsky.social

Five concerts I've seen: Peaches Bad Religion NIN Cradle of Filth Zimmer's Hole

I should probably blog the details, but it turns out that checking if a user is a member of a group on GCP is incredibly convoluted. You'd think there would just be an API for this, but GCP and Google Workspace do not play well together at all.

I love the implication that before Pac-Man, enemy movements in video games were entirely controlled by humans.

Bryant Francis@bryantfrancis.me

This is an insane thing to write about game development. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/a...

Sometimes you sort of forget you live in one of the world's great cities, and then you go out to a show that happens to be right next to Tower Bridge

This probably isn't news to anyone, but Ursula K. Le Guin is a tremendous author. The idea that she published A Wizard of Earthsea and The Left Hand of Darkness in consecutive years is mind blowing.

I also think, like so many things in life, there’s no universal right answer. Some people prefer in-office work at least some of the time (I’m one of them), some prefer fully remote. The ideal state is to have a company and employees that all prefer the same thing.

Charity Majors@charity.wtf

I'll be honest though, I'm pretty irritated with the state of discourse around this topic on bsky. Believe it or not, a lot of people are quitting their remote jobs and looking to return to office. A lot of companies have struggled to make remote teams work. We have something to learn from them.

That’s why I think RTO is something you don’t want to go into lightly. The whole time your company was remote, you were selecting for remote-preferring people, so now you’re creating a mismatch for them.

But also, sometimes RTO makes sense. If you’ve found that actually, your company mostly works better in person, RTO might be fixing a mismatch, and that’s a good thing to do. But you need to be pretty sure, because if you’re wrong you’re going to make things a lot worse.

I will never get over how much Southern’s stations sound like someone made up fake English towns for fun. We’re on the train to Dorking, including stops at Sutton, Cheam, Leatherhead, Hackbridge, and Boxhill & Westhumble.

The town of Colma, CA is mainly composed of cemeteries for nearby San Francisco. It has about 1500 residents and 1.5 million dead. Its motto: “It’s great to be alive in Colma”

I was today years old when I put together that Tom Lehrer’s The Elements is to the tune of The Major-General’s Song from Pirates of Penzance.

When writing documentation, I think people underestimate the value of a giant red arrow pointing at something. I use them constantly, they’re great.

Age yourself with the first computer you used. (I don’t know that it was exactly one of these, Packard-Bell made a number of different models. Definitely had a 3.5” floppy drive, though.)

Bryan Cantrill@bcantrill.bsky.social

Age yourself with the first computer you used.

@bcantrill.bsky.social Your early TUI story was eerily similar to mine. I wrote a program in BASIC for my 386 that ran on boot and gave a menu of different system configurations so I could avoid loading some TSRs if I was going to play memory-intensive games.

I also added password protection (complete with a PC speaker klaxon on failure), which was still in the BASIC program and so could be bypassed with Ctrl-C, but none of my friends knew that so they were very impressed with my impenetrable security.

Yesterday I learned that Holy Names University in Oakland — where I did a number of summer camps — closed down last year. Today I learned that one of the members of the House of Lords went there. It's a small world.

Our local cafe was having a special dish today and so we preordered it earlier in the week. When we went to pick it up, we realized that we hadn't ever given them a name when we ordered. We looked at their list and saw that our order had been recorded under "The American Family".