Panicked Cat

I don't really care what you have to say right now. I'm busy.

**flips paw**

Tuesday

For later.

Virginia tonight

"Come mierda."

Virginia is for DEMOCRATS!

Marathon Monday is a wrap. Longest nap ever. Thanks Paul Revere.

This is the same for litter that doesn't clump.

The mouse is in the wall. WTF how am I supposed to get it now?!

Working out = blocked. Gym selfie = blocked. Flexing in mirror = blocked. Hating on the GOP = followed. Priorities.

What a deal.

It is closed. It is open! It is closed! Truce! Broken! Market up! Bomb! Market down! Buy! Everything is okay! Market up! Sell! This is bullshit. People are being murdered over this garbage.

L O S E R

Opening Day. Finally, a distraction I can get behind.

Chart topping.

Sure Jake Paul is a better science communicator than me, but I’d like to see him try to beat me in the boxing ring…

Peak witness me.

WITAF? Is this not self-inflicted? *FALLS ON SWORD* WHERE DID THIS SWORD COME FROM?!?!?!?!?!

I miss Everquest so, so much. This statement is depressing. But also, a no-brainer.

Good to see Congress is okay with ROBBING the American public to bomb a country on the other side of the planet. [This is sarcasm. Fuck everyone enabling this administration.]

Got my Tash Sultana tickets! Gonna be awesome.

Mistakes stand the test if time. Look at me! Bad decisions on the other hand...

This is literally what I scream from the top of the stairs.

The atmosphere is fluid and we are all fish. Some are just prettier than others. *bats eyes* Meow.

The USA can be next for a regime change now, right?

Bernie forever.

In the same way that the word "lap" is better known as "self-warming cat lounging zone."

Perhaps the terrorist state with nuclear weapons is …. {checks notes} … the United States of America?

Saturday feels.

Impeach and remove.

I deeply regret giving your president a mouth.

Or Congress could remove them all?

HOME OF THE WHOPPER

The cheap cuts are what get put in cat food. This guy is an asshole.

Accurate.

At least Anthropic knows when to draw the line. Too bad Warner Bros doesn't.

Holy shit. What kind of pizza? Banana?

He sucks in when experiencing pain? Interesting.

I love buried replies.

So what is up tonight? I am eating cookies and watching a terrible sci-fi movie.

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

The snow may have finally ended. Time to rest.