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What happened to the meme of daredevil is able to defeat anyone as long as it takes place in a hallway?

How come most most modern tik tok males have the same hair dresser as the the golden girls?

What happened to hashtags? Is it still a thing? #hashtag

Halloween coming up. Who is ready to pay 30 bucks for bite sized Reese's?

Hardmode fps play. Everyone is ready then handed a Roku remote.

I like how people will eat ass then turn around and make fun of people that pick their nose. A bit strange I believe.

Headline. Big company does bad thing to make profit. Everyone else

Zendaya walked the carpet own many fuckin times at the odyssey premiere? Not sure if if I have seen enough headlines about it at this point.

Am I remembering wrong or did the band "Live" put out "throwing copper" and was killing it then did some shit album about dolphins and lost everything?

The "franchise woman" as the gta character has done more marketing on social media than anything rockstar could have done. Guess what? It is working.

Disney + now has Hulu. So I have to watch SVU investigate sexual assault on the little mermaid by Darth maul so the avengers can assemble for character witnesses.

Wait.... I can attach a "voicemail" to a text with my new phone? Isn't that just like calling and leaving a voicemail?

Why don't people who live on apartments get to vote on what to improve/upgrade/fix instead of just random shit that they use to justify raising rent?

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Mixamo seems to be a common thread here. Lol wonder why that is

Two of the worst things you can do. 1) allow toddlers to open bubble toys in the house. 2) elect a trump to the most important position of government.

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There was the mayor who is a Chinese spy... I mean that deserves salsa.

Lmao, watching the news this evening and besides our president being a complete embarrassment I was thinking what chips should I grab? Possible sour cream night. Maybe tortilla and salsa.

The only thing more soul crushing than watching a progress bar is know that doing so doesn't pay you enough to support a family.

Toddlers dipping everything in just plain ketchup... That is a thing?

Every "x" screenshot on reddit. Why can't we live on this if everyone else can? Reply from your smart phone.

Who is responsible for making washing machines rely on proprietary goods to clean them?

Why hasn't text messages just turned into instant messaging yet?

Wife is weirded out about it and I am chill. She says it is super weird for that to happen. I see no issue. Thoughts?

So a kid knocks on the door. I open it and he offers to take trash out for 5 bucks. No trash to take out but gave him a few singles anyway for gumption.

Me: hey what do you want to eat? Wife:... Me:what should we get for groceries? Wife: ......... Me: yo ass is fat. Immediately in the room wife: I know you didn't say that!

Why aren't all fast food places take out or delivery? Only reason to eat inside a place is cause dad hit Mom at the table the day before and is dad is now taking everyone for a treat.

Ever get an Amazon package and wonder if you were/are too drunk to remember?

To be fair there is nothing like making forts with your toddler and shooting nerf darts at Mom anytime she gets close.

Isn't it funny all that shit you learned in school about checks and balances in government with three branches just doesn't apply anymore.

Why am I looking up the wiki for creamed corn at this moment?

Each time I make spaghetti and have my wife taste test the sauce. She says it has too much pepper. I slowly over years just stopped putting pepper in and same thing. I'm beginning to tink she is lying or it is fine and just recommending things cause I let her test. I love that woman.

Ah. Friday. Off work, law and order on demand, stardew valley on the switch and some good food on the way. With all the negative and downright appalling news lately. It is nice to just have a chill afternoon.

Morning teams meetings.... About catching up and team building or just the employer still doesn't trust you to work from home still?

Some say my posts don't do well cause I am not focused. #casual #gamedev #politics #random #notfunny #sometimesfunny. Blah blah. I know what I am doing. Having fun. When was the last time you said you were doing that?

Law and order. Some bourbon. Feet up and life is good.

Who watches the daredevil hallway fight scene and gets as tired as the MC just tying their shoes in the morning?

Project meetings are the equivalent of a bad 1 hour floor nap where when it is over you even more drained of energy and cannot remember if you had pizza in the oven.

If game devs would just not listen to me they would probably be half way successful.

How come the dust settles after an epic event? Has anyone have examples of not an epic event where the dust settles? Maybe an anime or something?

Do you add the dryer sheet before or after cleaning the lent trap? I have mommy issues.

So what the fuck is happening in Venezuela? Sorry been working and paying taxes.... Oh wait...

Just swapped from binging law and order on Hulu to true crime on prime. Like a bike I was right back in.

Just had to Google if ring in the new year was still understood. What "rings" now a days?

So bluesky has the same bot problem as x or formally known as Twitter or Prince or whatever. Hey I will take likes even if it is to advertise.

Have not posted in a while. Been busy helping saving buildings from burning babies....wait...

When I die I just want to be able to yell out that there is too many of them. Hoping aliens but will settle for like trash pandas.

Okay who is the one that put coke a cola in my Jack Daniel's?