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Here to send toxic Conservatives (on both sides of the border) back to the septic tank. #FlushConservatives #FlushPoilièvre #NeverPoilièvre #WomenAgainstPoilièvre

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Welcome, fellow Conservative critics! If you’re new here, this thread will get you caught up. Below is the first set of designs I made for this account. Each post that follows contains another pair from a subsequent week. They are free to share, so let’s #FlushPoilièvre!

Shh! Nobody tell the Poilièvres that this is the last stop before the septic tank (where they belong). #FlushPoilièvre #FlushConservatives

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🇨🇦's #BillC22 is entering committee study this week - and we're hearing it may become law by end of the month. We never say this: but this is the worst, most privacy-breaking bill we've seen. It MUST be stopped. Speak up against it and read on to learn more: www.openmedia.org/StopC22-bsky 1/

openmedia.orgStop the Surveillance State: Stop Bill C-22!🚨 Bill C-22 forces every Canadian internet provider, messaging app & cloud service to build surveillance backdoors and store a year of your data. Foreign state hackers exploited similar legislation in...

🚨 Bill C-22 forces every Canadian internet provider, messaging app & cloud service to build surveillance backdoors and store a year of your data. Foreign state hackers exploited similar legislation in the US. Shut the backdoor: openmedia.org/StopC22-bsky #BillC22

openmedia.orgStop the Surveillance State: Stop Bill C-22!🚨 Bill C-22 forces every Canadian internet provider, messaging app & cloud service to build surveillance backdoors and store a year of your data. Foreign state hackers exploited similar legislation in...

@corruptario.bsky.social Well that’s a problem! #Kars4Kids It should be easy. But this charity, which operates in Canada too, won’t answer the simple question, “Does any of the money raised in Canada go to helping disadvantaged Canadian children?”

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Zero maxi-pad jokes here… Because what the Alberta separatists are up to is serious—yet ridiculous at the same time. Let’s mock them accordingly, shall we? 🧵1/8

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Zero maxi-pad jokes here… Because what the Alberta separatists are up to is serious—yet ridiculous at the same time. Let’s mock them accordingly, shall we? 🧵1/8

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Zero maxi-pad jokes here… Because what the Alberta separatists are up to is serious—yet ridiculous at the same time. Let’s mock them accordingly, shall we? 🧵1/8

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Zero maxi-pad jokes here… Because what the Alberta separatists are up to is serious—yet ridiculous at the same time. Let’s mock them accordingly, shall we? 🧵1/8

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Karen & Eric Espersen from Universal Ostrich Farm are in court today & the next few days. It's a Supreme court civil trial. Catherine and Thomas Owen Quigley want them off 301 Langille Rd and say there's been property damage. Could this finally mean eviction for the Espersens?

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I made this to trigger Alberta separatists & entertain the rest of us! LOL It’s not a video, but I PROMISE you it’s worth 2 minutes of your time to click through the slideshow. You can even sing along if you like—if you’re over 40, you know the tune! docs.google.com/presentation...

docs.google.comCHEERS to AB separatists!CHEERS to Alberta Separatists! *Credit: Cheers theme by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo, karaoke version by Vocal Star Karaoke/YouTube, parody lyrics by Kelly Parker @ontargetdesigns/X A sing-along ...

Is Poilièvre a good leader? Part 12 🧵 Each day heading into the CPC leadership review, I’ve explored one of the traits from the list pictured below (qualities of a good leader) to see how Poilièvre measures up. Last trait: RESILIENCE (And stay “tuned” for some bonus content at the end!) 1/14

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…because he CHOSE to spend his time as LOO rage farming across the country, doesn’t mean we should pity him. Since he raised the topic of hotel quality YET AGAIN, I humbly offer you my homage to PoiLIÈvre’s hypocrisy. With apologies to Stompin’ Tom Connors, here is my PP parody of Tom’s… 13/14

Is Poilièvre a good leader? Part 12 🧵 Each day heading into the CPC leadership review, I’ve explored one of the traits from the list pictured below (qualities of a good leader) to see how Poilièvre measures up. Last trait: RESILIENCE (And stay “tuned” for some bonus content at the end!) 1/14

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…situation, he had to create the illusion of popularity to compensate for it. So what do you think? After reading this, does Pierre seem like he’s resilient to you? ==================== (This is the final installment in this series, so a little BONUS CONTENT follows:) Today, Pierre’s… 11/14

…bragging about flying ‘economy’ to his convention. In the BRC byelection debate, Pierre tried to garner sympathy by claiming he actually spends much of his time living in “low-budget hotels”—as if he thinks we’ll forget that the unemployed fucker is living in OUR MANSION rent free! Just… 12/14

Is Poilièvre a good leader? Part 12 🧵 Each day heading into the CPC leadership review, I’ve explored one of the traits from the list pictured below (qualities of a good leader) to see how Poilièvre measures up. Last trait: RESILIENCE (And stay “tuned” for some bonus content at the end!) 1/14

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…fingers. Instead of packing up his desk & leaving, he maintained the façade of being in charge, hoping the byelection fairy would make his fantasy come true. 🪄 To recap, does Pierre pass the resilience test? -At first, he assumed he could just snap his fingers & his cherry-picked riding… 9/14

…would grant his wish, so he saw no need to change his usual smarmy MO. -Now—too late—he’s realizing Albertans want more than just a token leader who’s more focussed on his OWN ambition than THEIR prosperity. -Since he has shown no sign of learning, growing, & adapting to his new… 10/14

Is Poilièvre a good leader? Part 12 🧵 Each day heading into the CPC leadership review, I’ve explored one of the traits from the list pictured below (qualities of a good leader) to see how Poilièvre measures up. Last trait: RESILIENCE (And stay “tuned” for some bonus content at the end!) 1/14

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…people of Battle River-Crowfoot. The only “new” thing Pierre tried is actually SHOWING UP for a local debate—though that’s a pretty low bar, since all other parties’ candidates always do it. Even so, he’s still so fragile & obsessed with his crowd size that he had a fellow MP bus in a… 7/14

…load of supporters from another riding to clap for him! After getting fired, most people take the hint, pack up & move on. Learn from the experience & just find a new job. But Poilièvre continued to struggle, trying desperately to cling to power that had already slipped through his… 8/14

Is Poilièvre a good leader? Part 12 🧵 Each day heading into the CPC leadership review, I’ve explored one of the traits from the list pictured below (qualities of a good leader) to see how Poilièvre measures up. Last trait: RESILIENCE (And stay “tuned” for some bonus content at the end!) 1/14

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…to still be important—while his CPC colleagues took over his job & scheduled a review of his leadership. Most recently, in a pathetic attempt to recapture his glory days, he persuaded an Alberta MP to quit to let him try again. Did he give up his rage-farming? His rants about carbon tax… 5/14

…(which no longer even exists)? Did he abandon being an annoying asshole to win over these new constituents? Heck no! In fact, he is so uncommitted to that riding that he won’t even buy a home there—meaning he couldn’t even vote for himself! 😆—which is just a slap in the face to the… 6/14

Is Poilièvre a good leader? Part 12 🧵 Each day heading into the CPC leadership review, I’ve explored one of the traits from the list pictured below (qualities of a good leader) to see how Poilièvre measures up. Last trait: RESILIENCE (And stay “tuned” for some bonus content at the end!) 1/14

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…boy, Trudeau. Pierre had made his entire campaign & personality about getting rid of Trudeau, & once he actually got what he wanted, he still wasn’t happy! He couldn’t figure out how to oppose Carney, & ended up losing the huge advantage he had leading up to the election. Then, Pierre… 3/14

…lost his seat in the election. Did he self-reflect? Adapt? Change course? Nope. He kept showing up at Parliament & hanging around like a homeless kid who desperately wants to go to the circus but has no ticket, hoping someone will sneak him in. He held press conferences & pretended… 4/14

Is Poilièvre a good leader? Part 12 🧵 Each day heading into the CPC leadership review, I’ve explored one of the traits from the list pictured below (qualities of a good leader) to see how Poilièvre measures up. Last trait: RESILIENCE (And stay “tuned” for some bonus content at the end!) 1/14

RESILIENCE is more than the ability to bounce back from obstacles and setbacks — it’s the ability to respond adaptively to challenges. Is Pierre resilient? Pierre has had a challenging year of obstacles & setbacks. Let’s explore how he handled them. First, Pierre lost his whipping… 2/14