joy con eater

inaugural bluesky selfie dump i suppose

i keep not using this app but i do have notifs still on and it’s very funny the amount of like blue wave liberal democrat type people who follow me. like it’s fine but again i’m a communist i don’t like your ideology either

deeply unsettling we had a president named zachary in the mid 1800s

white people love to be named tuckerman babcock

checking out a dommy lesbian clown, she’s got that big top energy

replaying pokémon BDSP to try and see if it’s actually still that bad and 30 seconds in i managed to somehow replace the title screen with a blank white image

being transgender is, more than any other aspect about it, fundamentally really funny

self professed zionist reagan republican followed me. girl i’m a transsexual communist i want you to d** why would you do that

does bluesky like t4c posting. is that allowed here

beautiful women named Invalid Handle keep trying to follow me

any girls want me to fill them with something fancy and woke (???) do people like this kind of post on here

the vibe here is very much 2020 twitter which is fine but i’ve become a freak whos grown accustomed to 2024 twitter and now 2020 twitter just feels off

Customer: THIS STANDS FOR "IN MY BACK YARD". THIS IS A PLAY ON NIMBY, "NOT IN MY BACK YARD" DMV: I'M BISEXUAL Verdict: ACCEPTED

what the hell do they call tweets here. bleets? skeets? get real

crazy how every employer is evil and wants you to be miserable and is extremely clear in their disdain toward you

i havent been on here in forever can someone explain the difference between feeds and lists. are bluesky lists like twitter lists

My ★★½ review of Star Trek: The Motion Picture on @letterboxd: boxd.it/4OcIAt

no one: spock:

borgar

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hey man u were in my dream last night u were being really annoying and shit

idk why but alt text feels so much easier to do here i love filling in my little descriptions

doing the nyt mini. anyone know this one? im stumped

eggplant parm :)

u guys have no idea how excited i am for the trump mugshot this week

The DMV needs culvers

the sandbags holding that thing to the ground have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

You just can’t joke about 9/11 anymore. due to Woke, of course

we are NOT doing tankie discourse here oh my god

poly flag is ugly so i made a better one

girls love it when you rattle on about toy chica’s idle animation as long as u look rly hot while doing so

chicken katsu round 2

The CIA be watching me cause they know my pipe is the bomb

this is the only way german should be spoken

we need a ban on gimmick accounts here until someone comes up with a good one

I have been informed by my superiors that I may no longer shout "what's up gay boy" to attractive women on the street, I apologize for any harm I may have caused

reminder that we are still on a POSTERS STRIKE !!!! do not post unless your posts are really good

why did everyone develop brain worms about dril today. is the bluesky user base somehow unfamiliar with dril

making responsible big girl decisions (downloading pikmin 1 for free onto my wii instead of giving nintendo $30 to have it on switch)