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The alligator s are singing

it's e am, go to sleep

what is bbl drizzy

Another day, another day to waste money in food like the fatty I am

I INVENTED THE OTTOMAN. call me doc ock cuz I'm Otto, man.

I always see myself as this. Because both my brain parts are so intelligent they toucan achieve anything.

I did the fish thing where people replace their kid's dead fish with another one. Except I did it with a HUGE ass potted plant, like the one you see near boutiques and shit. They immediately knew.

I should make a podcast but I just talk to myself without a camera or mic. Fuck, that's just my therapist.

In regard to recent news (sorry for getting political)

When in doubt, always find a good reason to be better, no matter ho, what, why or where. Just see something and think how you can be better from that piece of information. My constant motivation is just spite. Fuck you, Samantha.

Shout-out to my 4 followers as we speak, you all were day ones.

What a buncha dicks.

Guys how do I draw good? Not enough r34 of my favourite niche character, might as well throw my hat into the ring.

Just realised the cute actresses nowadays are actually my age now. Time to use my pick up skills that work so good they put me in time out (I was in jail for aggravated assault)

Never be an oyster. They hide in the fear of something different and large. Let life swallow you, as it is natural course. We live as we disappear. We leave marks no matter how insignificant. So come out little oyster, don't be afraid. I'm hungry.

Soni was out side and saw a frog and thought hey that's cool It's underneath my fridge now somehow, who let him in?

Hot take, I think bagels as bread for sandwiches are better than normal breads. But that's what they want you think when bread is actually better when brewwrd with cinnamon

I've decided to come out (This user is outside as we speak)

How to know a man draw this photo

This is me, if you even care....

When it rains there's a smell Does someone know what that smell is called and is there a cologne of it?

Apparently my.thoughst and opinions are "completely in my own realm" Whatever, I eat apples.

Did you know: 50% of 100 is 100% of 50. Follow for more tits.

Guys i'm getting worried about gamign, I canot afford $80 dollar games :(((((

This is my uncle.looking at the laptop say hi to uncle.

When the convention has Shaq but he isn't in the mood for photos.

I found this meme funny and relatable! Jason durulo

If shrimp fried that rice, what else could fry rice