"Most hated President in United States history says man has fat ass and huge cock in front of live audience" is, in a vacuum, one of the funniest things to ever occur
Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
Every technology "the left" gets excited about is immediately called "evil" or "communist" by mentally defunct right-wingers who're more worried about protecting billionaires profits, before they hype up objectively dogshit technology like fucking chatbots.
Here’s some sketches exploring one of my ideas for the creature from “The Terror” by Dan Simmons, and how I imagined it could work as a supernatural element while still able to be mistaken for a polar bear at a glance or in the distance~
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
How does one get more followers on bluesky dot com? Asking for a friend?
please follow! I'm an independent video game publisher working with some incredible folks!
Thinking about Fallout so here’s a throwback to my NCR! It’s because of this range that I got into painting miniatures in the first place so these goobers mean a lot to me.
Knocked out a heretic trooper for #trenchcrusade this week.
He's scrungly and gross. Loving this scheme for the warband.
#minipainting#miniaturepainting#wargaming#wargames#wargamingcommunity#wargamingminiatures
This is a very specific type of wonderful heresy. Half-life 1 as a boomer shooter!
store.steampowered.com/app/1625220/...
There's a demo and it's pretty fun
I have a few extra codes for Shooty Shooty Robot Invasion. Share this and reply with something to make me laugh and I'll pick some winners.
Need to build up my bsky so follows are appreciated.
Realize there might be other things on sale today...but I'd really appreciate it if you considered buying a physical print of your favorite piece of painfully detailed pixel art instead 😅🙏
That will show Jeff Bezos and the rest!
“one day, when it’s safe, when there’s no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it’s too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this.”
that was Omar El Akkad’s tweet. 2 years later, i’m preparing to discuss this with the senior center’s book club. 📚
It should be acknowledged that, with this, Bethesda is now 8-to-7 iirc on rereleases compared to in-house developed games.
3 of those 7 are mobile games.
As much as I like Todd, new leadership is sorely needed.
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
Every decision @xbox.com has made this year is like watching a friend stick another extra bullet in the revolver of a solo Russian roulette game.
The change to PlayStation looks better every day
I'm also calling it now
It won't be long before buying an Xbox console is as useless as buying a disc.
You'll be sold a $60 Xbox Pro subscription because you only bought the hardware, not the licensing to use any of the software.
The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness.
Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.
AI will be the death of the internet, looking at YouTube makes it so violently obvious.
AI summaries of comments written by bots, "bands" that drop 4 formulaic slop albums a month, creators tagging in AI "editors" and "scriptwriters" that kill the charm of their content.
I blame Google
I also blame "normies" for most everything. En masse, average people do not care about quality of content or ANY negative impact on the environment, creators, fans, industry
Any bad precedent that may be set is fine, as long as it results in more content
What matters is that they can keep consuming
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Have at it, boys: youtu.be/GtwKMf3iWxY?...
when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work
Historians are gonna have a wild time looking back on us.
They're really gonna have to piece together how we let a fat, retarded, washed-up, celebrity-pedo turn one of the most capable and powerful countries into 1920s Italy in under a decade.
Lead paint generation has NOTHIN on 2000s idiocy
Propaganda and misinformation have really been making the internet unusable as of late.
Even after blocking and reporting Turning Point USA ads several times, Google still pushes them, and even Trojan horses them in "vehicle repair".
Grift money pays well
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
A lot of people saying defund and abolish the police, and sure
But I think we also need to start charging these people as a deterrent for fucking cowards joining the force for a power trip.
If you fail to perform your duties, and someone dies, you should be charged with accessory
So, as I suspected, the police response to the shootings of Democratic elected officials in Minnesota was actually a complete disaster www.startribune.com/new-details-...
This is Ziggy. She already told her son Zeus to stop doing that with your shoe, but he won't stop. Not sure what to do now. 12/10 requesting backpup (IG: ziggy.acd & zeus.christmas.puppy)
I used to find this picture - and the whole concept - of a flooded valley quite haunting.
Actually, I still do
Artist: Ronald Lampitt
(Our Land in the Making, 1966)