Formal Giraffe

On its own, enough to topple any non-corrupt government.

I am still baffled how that was a pen. It's basically saying that a keeper can't come out for the ball

Gets worse.. next game is a 4:30am kick off 🤣🤣🤣 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Jesus fuck Remember when Isak could shoot on target back when he played for Newcastle?

When does Flo get back from the world cup?

That is probably the most toothless, gutless defending I've seen from a Liverpool team in 10 years.

Like I keep telling you all, Cody Gakpo is our best player, and should be going nowhere 🤣😂

Not loving Rio on the right either tbh

Ref suddenly found his cards has he? Kerkez needs off. He's being targeted, and already on a yellow. I'm not even convinced I'd wait for half time.

Their twat of a manager wearing a suit with white trainers.

FINALLY!

Time to head off for some GnR w/ Black Crowes

Oh deary me 🤣

Really thought Spurs may have been a bit more of a threat after how much they've spent.. 🤣

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So did they wheel out Glitch McConnells corpse yet? Or are we still pretending he's alive?

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Bluesky isn't the same since the season ended. A few big voices have gone quiet, a lot of those left seem wrapped up in being hyper focused on particular people. Maybe it'll turn around when the season kicks off, maybe not. I think I might wander off and check back next month. Toodles all

Anthony Taylor retiring! Finally some good news web.banterfc.app/s/d3ef288203...

What the absolute fuck. Got home, and there's like a billion crotch goblins on the field with Kermit and miss piggy? I feel like I've been dropping acid

A game so tainted and pointless that I got up 20 mins in and went to the grocery store

Why is this guy announcing players like he thinks hes on WWE.. he looks a right cunt

Classic Steve 🤣

Wow. They can't possibly fuck up a 4-0 at half time lead? 🤣🤣🤣

Questions to be asking tuchel.. why on earth didn't you drop Kane sooner? 🤣🤣

The Konate effect 🤣

What on earth happened to this France team? Lol

Had a bit of a splash in the pool - now sitting at the bar in the backyard with the match on, a beer in hand, and beautiful weather. There are worse ways to spend a Saturday

Didn't see that coming to be fair

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So do we get to see Glitch McConnell now that his team says he's fine, or nah?

Sorry England fans it sucks to lose, and worse to a team that were cheated to get to the game - but holy shit am I glad I don't have to listen to fucking Wonderwall again 🤣

Lindsey Graham, the first Republican to actually talk to glitch McConnell this week 🤣

And fuck these reporters for whitewashing this massive piece of shit.

Haaland off? Bold approach.. though it's been like a man down with him standing around waiting the whole game Not sure why the commentators are saying he looks tired.. he's barely run all game

Back to work on Monday 😭

You'd have to imagine France are the overwhelming favourites - but fuck me that was a boring game