Lenny

What an unserious city (affectionate)

Shoutout the Alberta independence referendum for making me be like damn what the fuck is up with Alberta and now I know the call in show Alberta at Noon exists and it is the best hour of radio out there and I will not be convinced otherwise

Yeah let's not forget that you don't need to leave Canada to be extremely xenophobic Because, well, Canada

Cracker factory got me stealing time reading the Québec labour code

God it's so funny to be living in Québec for a referendum on independence from Canada but this time it's fucking Alberta

The large one is for me bc I am Suffering

The flyers 🤝 the habs - Getting their shit rocked by the Canes - Terrible power play right now - Orange mascots

I, for one, do NOT want Larkin.

LIEUTENANT KETTCH LIVES

Literally can't even stay mad about the habs' stupid loss against the canes last night because @wademinter.com's posts are so damn enjoyable.

Also this would kill me. They would have blood on their hands.

I think it's really brave of me to advertise our newest episode by broadcasting one of my stupidest, most oblivious moments that we've ever happened to record lol

I am confident that this book will make me cry which is an assumption I have based on the fact that The Rise and Fall of the Galactic Empire also made me cry

Wow I can't believe I got blocked by someone who is apparently on a first name basis with Dave Filoni

I get the sense that Dave Filoni has read the Heir to the Empire trilogy about as closely as Christopher Nolan read the Odyssey.

Any meows you may hear.... This is the culprit

My roommate: facebook marketplace is such a wonderful place Me: why what are you finding My roommate: I just like to seeeeeeeeee

Assemblage theory really has the same energy as the doctrine of the Holy Trinity.

Shoutout whoever realized that eating a small pellet of chalk ameliorates acid reflux

Watching The Odyssey the way Christopher Nolan intended (on an iPad sitting on the Habs bench)

Shoutout Ken Dryden for reminding me that I actually do like reading for fun (The Game [1983] is easily the most fun book I've read so far this year this man is so catty)

Man I have shit to do but all I can think about is Gleb

Saving this so I don't sound like a conspiracy theorist every time I return to the states and explain that I do not in fact live in a communist utopia

It's really unfortunate that the main sources that have covered the thing I am writing about for my thesis send me into a blinding rage that cause me to need to step away from my computer to calm down and then I end up watching endless hockey videos

I gotta say seeing carter hart in tears is real fuckin nice

Whose job is it to put the little towels on the seats in sports arenas I think I'd really enjoy that (I <3 a repetitive task)

Just hung out w a childhood friend's parents who are diehard Bruins fans and I had to physically restrain myself from gushing about the Habs but I kept saying things like "well the city was so energized" "it's so hard to avoid" "I would die for Jakub Dobeš" that I think rly gave the game away

I sincerely hope that the Las Vegas Golden Knights and their “Free Alberta“ rapist goaltender get their asses kicked by the Carolina Hurricanes.

Respectfully, as a Habs fan I would rather die than support the Knights.

Huge self-own: just fell asleep reading my own writing :(

Once Again I Am Not Allowed To Watch The Habs Game Tonight Lest I Die