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forplaint

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Somewhere, a Star Trek: Strange New Worlds writer read the news and wished they had another season

Ben Rosen@benrosen.bsky.social

the best part is that hbo is now a skydance subsidiary so the girls reboot can canonically include optimus prime

I want to see journalists start asking high-ranking military officers what they would do if they became convinced that the commander in chief had gone insane, I would hope that this might finally disabuse a lot of centrist types that the military is not the backstop of democracy they think it is.

High and housesitting for my cable-having parents, flipping back and forth between Prophecy 3 and Star Trek: Nemesis and dreaming of an abysmally attended American Cinematheque series focused on bad films directed by great editors

My least woke take: “I hope they get help” implicitly assumes that just getting treatment for mental illness would make someone a Good and Rational person, when the truth is sone people are just Like That and it is a waste of our time snd energy to care about their well being. She just sucks!

Angry@angrystaffer.bsky.social

On a completely serious note, I hope Harp gets the help she clearly needs. Yes, this is weird AF, but it’s also not healthy. Photo credit: @thedailybeast.bsky.social

We don’t even have to imagine the Torment Nexus; Steven Spielberg made a movie 25 years ago that introduced “AI” into the lexicon and it ended with human extinction and all the robots being sad and tech bros were like “let’s do it”

A fun bit of Oscar trivia: Alexandre Desplat’s first nom was in 2006; he has since constituted 12% of Best Original Score nominations (winning twice).

As a suburban kid living in a single family home, I always envied kids who lived in apartments; like my being queer, it was only many years later that I realized I was born an urbanist.

Ned Resnikoff@resnikoff.bsky.social

There’s this pervasive notion that any apartment dweller with kids is just a temporarily embarrassed single-family home owner, but I am not alone in preferring to raise my kid in a walkable area and a home where I don’t have to deal with yard work or basement flooding.

If you travel travel 30 miles south of Los Angeles the tv ads are pretty much 50/50 between “vote for this MAGA politician who hates trans people” and “buy these unregulated testosterone supplements in order to remain A MAN”

Whenever Meta or Amazon or Telsa/X/GrokNCP lays off 1,000 people, it’s worth remembering that the CEOs of those company could buy each of those now-jobless workers a house without any notable change to their net worth.

Mark Zuckerberg could buy 10,000 houses, where the average price was $1 million per house, and he would stills be a billionaire tens of times over. But they never buy their laid-off workers houses.

The DS9 writers room presumably had a big dry erase board for story ideas but someone accidentally wrote “Torture Chief O’Brien?” in permanent marker

Oh no, Odo is trapped in the turbo lift and needs to get back to his bucket! Such high stakes for the guy who goo’d his way into a closed airlock, like, two episodes ago! (I could no longer stand to be on blusky and not be conversant in DS9)

From a tv production standpoint, all the talk of decisions being made by senior management on Saturday and Sunday has been so weird. That episode was delivered by 5pm EST Friday.

mtsw@mtsw.bsky.social

Remember when I said Weiss was stupid and incompetent? Stuff like this. An actual television producer would understand this stuff - if not the exact schedule and procedures for how the episode was distributed, at least who they could ask who would know.

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Remember when I said Weiss was stupid and incompetent? Stuff like this. An actual television producer would understand this stuff - if not the exact schedule and procedures for how the episode was distributed, at least who they could ask who would know.

Shyam Akash@feelsbadshyam.bsky.social

It’s actually not technically a leak. CBS News only operates in the US. A non-PSKY owned network Global TV has Canadian rights for 60 Minutes and aired it unedited since the call to pull the episode was made so late in the day. That broadcast was recorded and then shared across the internet.

I’m convinced that Disney has a Phantom of the Opera-esque character stalking their studio; except instead of demanding that they stage his operas on pain of death, he insists that they keep making Tron stuff

Relatively few people get to give such an on-the-nose answer

Jessie Gender@jessiegender.bsky.social

A movie that takes place where you’re from For better or for worse ==== This was the first movie I remember seeing that was set in Buffalo, NY.

please convince your friends and loved ones to stop saying “it cannot be understated” when they mean “it cannot be overstated;” we can still nip the next “I could care less” in the bud if we work together.

Spitting in the face of the rich White American tradition of completely ignoring your neighbors. The best neighbors I ever had spoke limited English, and frequently brought us, unprompted, some delicious Mexican or Vietnamese food. There’d be a knock at the door, and boom!, dinner.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do

Trying to trick my brain into thinking that House of Dynamite is less terrifyingly relevant because the shots of the White House don’t look like the one in the real world