forrestofmirrors.bsky.social

forrestofmirrors.bsky.social

@forrestofmirrors.bsky.social

The Luddite of the Family

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Wife: Darn it, a button has come off my dress (as we’re about leave for dinner). Me: Don’t panic dear wife as I have a fix, a travelling sew kit that’s been sitting in my toiletries bag for almost 40 years, right next to my Proton Energy Pill and me tin of spinach.

As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. H.L Mencken