Found On Shelf Podcast

Before Scream, there was a killer alien frog 🐸 . And somehow, that's not the weirdest thing we discuss. This Halloween, @bitterkarella.bsky.social joins us for There's Nothing Out There (1991) in our latest episode! Plus, check out Bitter's new queer folk horror novel, Quaint Folk!

Join us Oct 27th for a Halloween celebration as we go....IN THE WOODS

In our episode we explore Mike's actors role as a genie in this directors porn filmography...and that's the bit we're going out on. Have a good night everybody #TheresNothingOutThere #FrightClub

Okay the boom mic is the best gag in the movie. #TheresNothingOutThere #FrightClub

Mike, enough of an asshole to make a joke about it, not clever enough to say something about "losing her head" #TheresNothingOutThere #FrightClub

"Shut up! Shut up!" Doreen speaks for us all. #TheresNothingOutThere #FrightClub

#FrightClub #TheresNothingOutThere A whole lot of this going on:

If the frog didn't kill him, I would for that water damage. #TheresNothingOutThere #FrightClub

What if the Home Alone montage sucked@ #TheresNothingOutThere #FrightClub

These characters are part of an extended and labored Friday the 13th Part 3 joke... #TheresNothingOutThere #FrightClub

I think this was a Windows screensaver. #FrightClub #TheresNothingOutThere

A Rolf Kanefsky Flick is always a sign of quality. #FrightClub #TheresNothingOutThere

Pull up a log and post along with a Friday #FrightClub double feature, beginning with There’s Nothing Out There (1991) at 10 PM ET. Then continuing at 11:45 PM ET with Traumatika (2025). Both available on Tubi and Prime. All are welcome! C'mon. It'll be schlocktastic!

You may know him as Beef, but he'll always be Rodzinski to me! Rest in Peace Gerrit Graham

We invited a longtime Twilight fan onto the show to explain the lore to two men who had questions. This was a mistake. We now know far too much about Mormon vampires, Edward Cullen’s sex life, reusable vampire menstrual products, and vampire baseball. 🎧 ICE COLD PEE PEE:

How to improve Twilight: More glitter. Less high school. More vampire baseball. The Savannah Bananas are now involved. Fate of the world decided at home plate. Hollywood, our number is listed in the episode. 🎧 ICE COLD PEE PEE:

🧛 NEW EPISODE: ICE COLD PEE PEE We watched Twilight. Kaitlyn brought the lore. Patrick brought vampire analysis. Dustin brought nearly 20 years of resentment. Then someone started talking about Edward Cullen’s porcelain vampire anatomy. 🎧

And now for my favorite new Madlib... What the hell is Randy saying? Fill it in and tell me your results #RandyQuaid

We need to apologize to Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins. We put it on expecting garbage. Then the fight scenes started. Then the sets were good. Then we started having fun. Then Shenron appeared looking like a bowling alley strike animation.

It’s time for everybody’s favorite game: 🐉 HEAD CANON OR HEAD-CHA-LA 🐉 Can you tell which insane thing actually happened in Dragon Ball and which was invented by a bootleg live-action movie? Turns out this is MUCH harder than it sounds. TEMU GOKU is out now. 🎧

🐉 NEW EPISODE: TEMU GOKU We watched Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins, expecting a terrible live-action Dragon Ball knockoff. There was just one problem: THE MOVIE KINDA RULES. Monkey Boy. Kung fu. Questionable CGI. Head Canon or Head-Cha-La. 🎧

COMING SOON Patrick promised Gabe we’d watch Dragon Ball. Dustin brought Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins. Meet discount Yamcha. Meet googly-eyed Shenron. Meet TEMU GOKU. New Found on Shelf coming soon.

Well played airport bookshelf...well played

We're Just Bad People - DEAD SUSHI www.foundonshelfpod.com/were-just-ba...

CGI FLYDAYS is out now! 🪰 We’re talking Eega, the revenge romance where a murdered man returns as a housefly and wages Looney Tunes warfare against a very handsome billionaire. Also: clone runoff, occult sparrows, and Horse Dog.

COMING SOON A murdered man. A billionaire sexual icon. A CGI housefly with nothing left to lose. 🪰 Coming soon: CGI FLYDAYS, our episode on S.S. Rajamouli’s Eega—plus coma recovery, dead Patrick, tiny fly armor, and the birth of Horse Dog. Still Technically A Movie Podcast.

Found on Shelf is back from the dead—carrying old grudges, questionable memories, and a faint but increasingly aggressive buzzing sound... New episodes start July 21st!

We took a two-month hiatus and returned with the focus of something that remembers exactly who killed it. New episodes start July 21st!

The podcast has been dead for two months, but something small, angry, and weirdly determined has crawled out of the corpse... New episodes start July 21st!

After two months away, Found on Shelf is finally back! Legally, it’s a return. Spiritually, it’s more of a hostile reincarnation.... New episodes start July 21st

Well, the rumors are true, I preordered @bitterkarella.bsky.social new book Quaint Folk and suddenly I became at least 13% more attractive. I can't explain the magic, and I can't wait to see what happens after I read it!

Collateral Cinema is now on Buy Me A Coffee! If you like our podcast, click on the link to send us some financial support, and become a member starting at $5! (Many thanks to all our listeners!) buymeacoffee.com/cmediapodcasts #BuyMeACoffee #SupportIndiePodcasts #Podnation #PodernFamily

Wait, did Asylum step up their game? I mean it still looks low budget, but one of the better looking movies from them I've seen lately. Check out Alien Disclosure Day! #movietrailers youtu.be/HCK_Ct9HU0s?...

NEW SITCOM IDEA: “The Skidooch” • rides a jet ski everywhere • solves problems violently • says things like “back the blue… ocean” CBS call us. We’re ready. #PodcastChaos #ComedyIdeas

The real villain of Deep Rising isn’t the monster… …it’s the billionaire with a plan so bad it summons a sea demon by accident. Late capitalism but make it tentacles. 🎧 New episode out now #EatTheRich #HorrorAnalysis #DeepRising

Cammy said: “we need more mid movies” …and honestly? She’s right. Sometimes you don’t want a masterpiece You want: ✨ vibes ✨ nonsense ✨ a guy named Pantucci surviving somehow The Skidooch is LIVE #MidMovies #ComfortCinema

This movie has: ✔️ a heist ✔️ a cruise ship disaster ✔️ a giant ocean nightmare ✔️ a guy riding a jet ski THROUGH THE HALLWAY Pick a genre. It refuses. New episode out now 🎧 #ObscureMovies #PodcastLife #ChaosCinema

Important podcast question: WHY 👏 DOES 👏 EVERY 👏 GUN 👏 HAVE 👏 INFINITE 👏 AMMO 👏 except the ONE gun that matters??? We break it down in The Skidooch episode #MovieLogic #DeepRising #FilmTwitter

What if Alien… but instead of space… it’s a cruise ship… and instead of tension… it’s VIBES + CHAOS + GUNFIRE We watched Deep Rising so you don’t have to (but you probably should) feat. Cammy 🔥 #HorrorMovies #CultClassics

Check out our latest episode "The Skidooch"

We can't wait for you to wrap your hands around our dumper

Bitter just called us hot....don't you want to be hot? Buy Moonflow (and if you want to be XXXTRA hot, pre-order a copy of Quaint Folk)

You never forget your first dumper burger

DEEP RISING is just: • rich idiots on a cruise • mercenaries with unlimited ammo • a sea monster with zero patience …and somehow it ends with a JET SKI CHASE THROUGH A CRUISE SHIP New episode: The Skidooch 🚤💀 #DeepRising #CreatureFeature #BadMovies

Me when Star Wars day is over