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Nothing wrong with the challenge on Dowman, Hinchcliffe says. Utter prick #FLEARS #COYG

Dowman is by some distance the best player on the pitch. #FLEARS #COYG #Arsenal

What on Earth is Drury drivelling about? #FLEARS

Well, they all count. #FLEARS #COYG #UTA

Not sure how I feel about Salmon getting 🪝 like that… #FLEARS

Salmon done there, badly. #FLEARS

Delicious cross from Dowman. Hincapie should do better. #FLEARS

Commentators droning on and on. #FLEARS

They play at Highbury and even their kit looks like The Arsenal’s. #FLEARS

I may end up using all 4 FTs this week. A few different ideas to get Villa and Bournemouth in. Much will depend on injuries etc but I think Calafiori is potentially a long term issue now anyway. #FPL

Well well it’s Harold of the Kane. Scorer of 700 goals in a league that made Jadon Sancho look good.

Robin Friday for the #BalonD’or #ManDontGiveaFuck

Christ, Carrick looked absolutely broken in that interview. It’s seems cruel to prolong the inevitable, just put him out of his obvious misery.

Just finished #EastofEden and holy sh*t. I don’t know the book but I’ve read other Steinbeck and clearly the source material was rich. But this was magnificent. Tragic, beautiful, poignant. Recommend.

Fixed it for you F*ck the cheats Up the #Arsenal #COYG

GW8 57 Points 🌍 OR: 56k >> 29k ✅ Very pleased to break into top 50k, it has been a while! Tavernier rescued my gameweek, whom I only bought as Manzambi was an injury doubt. Margins. 4FTs for GW9. Not rushing into anything but Villa players very likely to feature. #FPL

Groß comes off my bench for Joao Pedro and scores an OG. What a week. #FPL

I hate that Neville commentating on every Man Utd game means everything is from their perspective. Like Bournemouth launch an attack but everything is about Utd’s defending. What happened to Impartial commentary? #MUNBOU

Arteta thinking about his lever-arch file full of evidence as he receives a yellow card for leaving his technical area. #COYG

Just watching MOTD. That time the everybody lost the ball 🤣 Could’ve ended up anywhere. Actually MLS recognised the danger and quickly realised it was better to block the Everton player than try to reach the ball, pretty quick thinking. #UTA #COYG #ARSEVE

4 episodes in to #EastofEden and I’m Really enjoying it. Proper grown up storytelling. Florence Pugh is absolutely brilliant in it.

Chelsea bring their striker on 0-2 down and with a minute left. #CHETOT

Palmer Captainers #FPL #FPLCommunity

This game is BAD. #CHETOT

‘Meet the Parents’ was, at best, a passable mildly amusing, mid-ranking comedy. How on earth it has spawned so many sequels is one of life’s great mysteries.

Dowman and Garner both pulling each others shirts. Ref gives the foul against the 16 yo.

Our centre half, he'll give you hell, Our wall at the back is Gabriel. Olé, olé, olé, olá! #COYG #UTA

Would really love Gyorkores to get off the mark in the second half. He’s working hard, just needs a goal to lift his confidence. #ARSEVE

What a start to his Arsenal career, Konsa has not put a foot wrong, and is now adding goals. What a guy. #UTA

Cheats go down

He is so getting sold

MGW is so frustrating to own. I pity those buying this week. #FPL

Ok ok, I did. I started Tavernier. #FPL #Robocop (This is the mash up we all need)

Ok, I’ve done Sobosz to Tav but still not sure if I start him ahead of Groß #FPL

Thing is, if I buy Tavernier for Szboszlai as bench cover for DCL I’ll actually feel like I need to put him in first 11. I want to play my Brighton lads. Manzambi was an easy bench…🤔 #FPL

DCL doubt means I need cover and so probably need to do a transfer. Anybody see the Villa presser? News on Mamzambi? #FPL

Brighton fans will be having flashbacks to playing at the Withdean Athletic Stadium tonight 🙂 #JABBHA

Better than Bobby Charlton who won the World Cup?

#UCLFantasy MD3 92 points 🌍 OR: 19K Defence let me down and I benched Ramons 12 pointer 🤦🏻‍♂️. Dimarco getting pulled on ‘59 a sickener too. Still, a few POTMs boosted my score. Still feeling my way a bit in this game. Not sure when to use Limitless chip.

Gerrard is a twat

Turns out The Arsenal are not so unwatchable when the opposition also plays football. #COYG

Gyokeres was really strong in laying that assist off, well played. #BAYARS

That’s lovely from Eze

Poor guy. More power to him, and stayed so calm too.

Yamal is starting to purr #PSGBAR

“Everybody comes to Paris for the food and the lights” says TNT comms. The “lights”?