Andrew Lawes (FPL Nightmare)

Everyone Tells You What To Do In FPL. The Best Plan Is To Ignore Them All 🗣️💩🤫 Watch: youtu.be/5_QsQvpFzJ4 The hardest thing in FPL isn't selecting the best team. It's stopping the outside noise from affecting your decisions. And there is an awful lot of noise right now.

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Great sport award goes to @kanjifpl.bsky.social for having the balls to join me and FPL D-Unit after taking a hit to sell Konsa this GW! Links to the audio only versions below 👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtM2...

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DCL Injury Ruins Everything? 😭 Kinsky Forced To Stay? 😱 GW8 Team Selection 📝 Watch: youtu.be/MyByCJfpaOk How is this £6m striker so crucial? If DCL is injured: 😭 No new GK 😭 BB10 unplayable 😭 Manzambi harder to get 😭 No suitable replacements 😭 Vuskovic vs Liverpool

Decisive Action! 🎯 Two New Players Guaranteed, A Third Is Likely 😱🤔 GW8 Transfer Plans Watch: youtu.be/t0yo35lW4d4 Semenyo is out, and there is no point wasting time. This is my favourite replacement - risk be damned - plus the two other transfers I intend to confirm.

The decision to price J Pedro at £7.5m has reached Tampa Bay local news finally. #fpl

This may well be the best 23 minutes of #fpl content I've ever witnessed. And what's more his rank and gameweek score are great! I neither know or care whether its an act. Its fpl content gold!😀 www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBkB... @fplnightmare.bsky.social

FPL RANT! Great Ranks Are For Closers, Not For Bottlers Like Me 💩😡📉 GW7 Reaction Watch: youtu.be/VBkBGDV8Quw 14k at the international break, with 3 free transfers and 3 chips to play. The dream position, and I have thrown it away through cowardice. 31 points in the bin.

FPL RANT! Great Ranks Are For Closers, Not For Bottlers Like Me 💩😡📉 GW7 Reaction Watch: youtu.be/VBkBGDV8Quw 14k at the international break, with 3 free transfers and 3 chips to play. The dream position, and I have thrown it away through cowardice. 31 points in the bin.

If I'd just backed my own bloody judgement, I would have had a 31-point bench boost right now. Shed level: 📈

The Chance Of Regret Is High, But I Am Who I Am 🔥🎯😱 GW7 Final Team 📝 Watch: youtu.be/_tibgb9diOg I am trying very hard to rewire my FPL mindset. I am trying very hard to be sensible. I am trying very hard not to be the old Nightmare. The risk of The Shed is very high.

BENCH BOOST TIME! 🤔 Tarko OUT 😱 2 Transfers + Long Term Plan 🎯 GW7 Team Selection 📝 Watch: youtu.be/Dw5sN-c2b10 It feels like the best time to activate another chip. 🎯 Tarko out makes sense 🎯 DCL could go 🎯 Surprise Replacements 🎯 Long-term strategy deep dive

I Was Mocked For My Decisions, But I Stand By Them 🗣️💩👊 FPL GW6 Reaction 🎯 Watch: youtu.be/7U-y_EKCyn8 They said on @fplpubcast.bsky.social that I got all my decisions wrong, and now this is a survival week. I strongly disagree. I am actually starting to believe in myself again.

Two transfers made: Thiaw ➡️ Hall Sangare ➡️ Barnes One transfer rolled. Couldn't resist the siren call of that Newcastle left flank, not after @alexvollo.bsky.social's thread the other day. Haaland captain because I think Man City beat Liverpool. Think DCL is actually second bench.

FOUR Huge Decisions 🤔 3 Free Transfers = 5 Great Gameweeks? 🎯 GW6 Team Selection 📝 Watch: youtu.be/o6lK1pWile8 After the long break, it is time to make decisions: 🎯 Fixtures & Long-Term View 🎯 Palmer vs Saka 🎯 Thiaw vs Hall 🎯 Sangare Replacement 🎯 GW6 Team

14k OR & I'm Terrified Of Ruining My FPL Season. Please Help Me 😨🆘 Watch: youtu.be/_kyEFs8GB4U I never dreamt of being in this position. But now I'm here, and I have something real to lose. That pressure stops me thinking clearly about my next move. I need your thoughts.

How I Saved My FPL Career 🔥💯 The Five Key Changes (It's Not Too Late) 📝 Watch: youtu.be/8q3NEWFE8Lg Last year, I had the worst FPL season of my life. This season, I am on course for the best. This is what changed.

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Groß Is Stuck On My Bench! 😰😡 It was great to moan about it with my lads @robertohollis9.bsky.social @kanjifpl.bsky.social and FPL D-UNit on stream tho! Links to audio only versions below 👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W-u...

🤜 F I X T U R E C R U S H 🤛 GW6 — GW9 💚 5+ full days recovery between matches 💚 4 days 💛 3 days 😳 ❤️ 2 days🥴 #FixtureCrushMatrix #WeAreHere #FPL #GW6

The absolute GOAT.

I Kept Sangare & Ignored Gibbs-White. This Improves Me As An FPL Player 🎯🔥💯 Watch: youtu.be/lnvBR8mF5mk I can't believe I am actually doing a reaction video to an FPL deadline, but I know I will be asked this question all weekend, so I figured it was worth it 😂

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I Kept Sangare & Ignored Gibbs-White. This Improves Me As An FPL Player 🎯🔥💯 Watch: youtu.be/lnvBR8mF5mk I can't believe I am actually doing a reaction video to an FPL deadline, but I know I will be asked this question all weekend, so I figured it was worth it 😂

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New Video! I chat to @fplgeneral.bsky.social about 🧐New Strategies ⚽️Best midfielders 💪🏻Best Defenders 🧢Best Captains youtu.be/wYJaFLGHcWc?...

95 points. Shame about Muharemovic losing his CS & DCL downgrade to an assist, but I've had more than my share of luck so far, so no complaints. The GW I feared the most, and I've beaten the FH draft I declined and risen to 158k, with FH, BB & WC still to play. Feel very lucky.

The wrestling based line about Sboz advocates being good managers but not great managers is already my favourite content of the week .

Huge Strategy Change 😱 Palmer, Bruno or Free Hit - Decision Made 🎯 GW4 Team Selection 📝 Watch: youtu.be/CwO9AZCFZZA After nearly two weeks of stress, my decision has been made. It is a change to my original plan. I hope it will stave off the shed for another week.

🔥NEW VIDEO @fplgeneral.bsky.social and I chat about GW4 Plans 🔵Chelsea Mids v The Rest 🤔Rodon replacements 🧢Captaincy Matrix www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ICR... #fpl #gw4

🎥 Bonus Episode: #FPL GW4 - Wildcard Drafting @jonnyc.bsky.social is joined by @bakerfpl343.bsky.social to talk through how to draft a wildcard, model your own beliefs, and plan with uncertainty using stochastic optimisation. youtu.be/JeJxsjN9gOY

Is Cole Palmer worth tearing up a team? The woodland hermits say....

More price rises missed. Still not made a transfer. Still not hit the Free Hit button. Still completely undecided. The thing they never tell you about staying calm in FPL is that it is all a facade. Doing things is easy. It takes an awful lot of effort and energy to stay calm.

The Hardest Choice Of The Season. I'm Terrified Of Getting It Wrong 😭🚨😨 Watch: youtu.be/iYnAlPtGwzo I thought my strategy was brilliant, but now the reality is here. The fear of making the decision is paralyzing me. Is Cole Palmer worth tearing up a team?

Not a bad week, not a great week, without the OG it would've been par. Solid, if unspectacular start, but still got WC, FH & BB, and in a good position to build from. Twice in three weeks I've got DEF rotation wrong. Might be time to switch Ballard & Thiaw to Konsa & Calafiori.

Btw @fplnightmare.bsky.social is the most excellently rhythmic fpl content creator around. ( put that on the poster! ) Like a northern Ini Kamoze. In fact I’d like to hear him do an fpl version of this . youtu.be/HiNke_YplfY?...

Nice mix for my dog walk of history, TV nostalgia and @fplnightmare.bsky.social @scarredforlife.bsky.social #fpl #podcast #history

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Tonight, I am officially in the top 100 #fpl managers in the world, where I belong, they say. They do. My entire team has played already, so the chances are this will be the highest rank of my season and my lifetime. What a beautiful game. 🪿