Fred Austere

Headline: “Ticketmaster accused of misleading Oasis fans”. On easy mode then.

if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Date yourself with a commercial from your childhood. m.youtube.com/watch?v=XGzu...

Downplay a book or a movie: The Distinctly Average Gatsby

Name an artist/band who's whole discography you've heard.

What's your sign?

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains

Did you know that bananas are becoming more radioactive? In around 15 years they will have reached around 17.5GBq (gigabecquerel), enough to stun a small dog.

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Man With The Golden Squirt Gun

If you see this, reskeet with a sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai.

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No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favorite sci-fi franchise.

Invert a band: A A

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Good to have as Neighbours.

Name your favorite alien.

From a local restaurant. Should I be hungry or terrified?

Make a band out of two others: The Pixie Explodes

Bon.

WWCMOTDD?

It's always "are you on the spectrum?" and never "thank you for those incredibly specific and honestly fascinating nuclear weaponry development facts, with their accompanying metallurgical, evolutionary and cultural footnotes.”

Legend has it that if you say “Chuck Tingle” three times into a mirror, you’ll be butt-invaded by space raptors.

My Own Private Idaho Potato.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

She’s thinking “silly ape”.

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid...🖤😬

Drop something BLACK & WHITE 🖤🤍

What’s your sign?

Happy Day of the Dude to all Dudes, Their Dudenesses, or, er, Duders, or Los Duderinos if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Abide.

Still a beauty.

The new cat tree arrived. No objections so far.

So it appears that the malign feelers of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation’s marketing department have worked their way into confectionery. I present: ‘Monty Bojangles signature choccy scoffy chocolatey truffles’. Time for a cull.

Looks like Pete (hic) Hegseth is gathering the top US military, and heads will roll! After all, it worked out just fine for Stalin.

What’s this? Melanoma Trump starting a children’s charity? www.upi.com/Top_News/US/... So, now Epstein’s gone, they decided to cut out the middleman.

bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread

Got a new spot for my ‘Wolf Hall’ books. It’s a Hilary Mantel-piece.

www.bbc.com/news/article... I love the line “Environmental groups have criticised the handling of the situation”. They seem to be ignoring the fact that this is A FUCKING NEST FULL OF RADIOACTIVE WASPS.

Sometimes life feels like this. With noodles and kaiju. m.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ9Y...

Wake up, it’s Saturday, make a nice cup of…oh.

To prepare for the coming week, may I recommend a touch of SFA fronted by our very own @gruffrhys.bsky.social ? m.youtube.com/watch?v=GNB3...