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Just logged in... see this shit is a good example of why I try not to spend all day on the internet.

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Found a good jazz blogspot. peterspitzer.blogspot.com

At an event billed as a 'Pro-Human Assembly' in Washington on Tuesday, the unlikely duo will be joined by speakers from across the political spectrum to urge lawmakers to do more to tackle the effects of AI. ft.trib.al/EpHSsvp

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🇺🇸 Raccoon ransacks liquor store, passes out drunk in toilet A raccoon broke into a liquor store in the US state of Virginia, leaving a trail of broken glass and ending in a drunken heap on the floor.

Unironically is the new quite literally.

I wish I could get some tips from Mamdani on how to deal with orthopedic surgeons.

I dreamed I was staying in a 115-story Hieronymus Bosch hotel but I forgot my room number and the elevator operator asked me my mother's maiden name but I remembered it wrong and then I woke up.

I dreamed I was in a white goose costume and there was another guy in a blue goose costume and I spat in his face and there was a closeup of his blue goose mask with spit on it and anger in his eyes and then we got in a fight and then I woke up.

I've been scouring the thesaurus for the mot juste and finally decided to go with "bullshit.

Getting harder and harder to find a skilled orthopedic surgeon with no associations with any of the other skilled orthopedic surgeons who've already deliberately fucked me over.

What's the likelihood that there would simultaneously be two different fairly prominent jazz musicians named Avishai Cohen?

Searching for tweets that include both "essentially" and "ultimately" to see if switching them changes anything.

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The only reason I found out that the cartilage in my shoulder is pretty much all gone is because I got an MRI of the whole shoulder just to see what was there rather than a focused one based on the standard clinical examination tests that are slightly more scientific than water dowsing.

I need to learn to switch on my voice recorder app or whatever quickly so I might catch the words whenever I spontaneously break into a rant at an imaginary orthopedic surgeon and thereupon may type them up at my leisure. Or alternatively get an app that will do it for me I guess.

Noticed a stinky tofu place in the neighborhood today.

I bought this thing at the Vietnamese shop in order to open this jar I always struggle with and the lid just popped off without even turning. Weird.

Weird how my browser crashes every time a Sleepytime Gorilla Museum song comes up in my mix. Different songs but same result.

Wait a minute, when they say "the early vote is skewing younger," doesn't that mean there are more older voters? This stuff always confuses me.

It's unfortunate that there's this massive "sports medicine" industry that normal people with chronic injuries have to deal with. I mean if every jock on the planet suddenly became unable to play their stupid games tomorrow that would be a good thing in my mind.