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Can we all just start calling tRump’s vanity ballroom Der Bunker and hope for the best?

My maternal grandparents were from Hungary and I’m sure they are dancing across the heavens this evening.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, “because of Joe Biden I was forced to sell my little pink house.” 🎶Ain't that America? Home of the free, yeah Little pink houses for you and me Ooh yeah, for you and me🎶

NO KINGS PROTESTS in Las Cruces, NM.

Every time speaker Mike Johnson opens his pie hole, every reporter should ask him “how do you get 10 lbs of bull$hit in a 5 lb bag?” If he can’t answer explain to him, it by letting the gop control the house and elect someone like you.

Your daily EPSTEIN FILES reminder. Today by Santana, 🎶 Hey now, all you children Leave your lights on, better leave your lights on🎶 Cause there’s a monster living under your bed and it’s time they were punished.

In case you are currently distracted by tRump’s excursion in the Middle East, not one pedophile in America has faced justice for sexually abusing children in the EPSTEIN FILES.

What are the odds that DJt fires the SCOTUS tonight during his STFU speech….sorry for the typo…his SOTU speech.

Don’t let Venezuela or Greenland distract you. We are currently watching the latest edition of WAG THE EPSTEIN FILES.

My cardiologist recently told me I should probably have a stress test but I told him I’m a BEARS FAN so he said you probably don’t need them weekly. GOOD, BETTER, BEST BABY!!!

I’m either having mini strokes or this Peacock coverage of the Packers/Ravens game is some of the worst I’ve ever tried to watch. Both Peacock and the NFL should be embarrassed.

Our dog Kobor has perfected the art of sleeping on the job. He thinks we are not onto his tricks.

Apparently we’ve reached that stage of the Epstein gop era where the negotiations happen about when a little girl becomes a woman.

Does tRump seem particularly nervous today? Probably just melancholy over losing his old buddy Jeff.

If you do not have a conceal carry license for your Subway sandwich, you are asking for some serious jail time.

NO KINGS RALLY, Las Cruces, NM!!!!

Today feels like all the village idiots are gathered around a farmer’s barn in shocked amazement that the lightning rod finally got hit.

I hear lots of us using king as a reference to a certain guy but it’s usually with the prefix Fuc.

Downtown Las Cruces, NM “No Kings” rally.

If Ketamine and Ritalin both bought AK-47s and got into a road rage battle driving their Teslas.

Is there a prenup in a billionaire bromance?

This stock market reminds me of the 1973 Joe Frazier versus George Foremen fight in Kingston Jamaica. Been knocked down six times and pretty sure it won’t last two full rounds.

As a Chicago Bears fan, the start of the 2025 draft was marred by the classless spouting of Clay Matthews who cluelessly invoked the orange Julius who NFL owners years ago wisely denied entry into their elite group.

I will NEVER AGAIN VOTE for anyone running for office who wants us to simply “move on from all this and take the high road”. I need proof that for my vote, that are willing to battle to destroy this current shit show completely.

Real Bill Maher can take his HBO special and shove it where the sun don’t shine. He says everyone can use a break from the news well I took a break from this total a-hole years ago. And I’m not going back.

Back in the 90s I would see tRump on Howard Stern and ask myself “who is this jackass?” Now I wish the question had never been answered.

Couple of questions about the extremely wealthy in America. 1) why are these people so desperately sad and so willing to share that with everyone? 2 why don’t we call them oligarchs if they’re American?