nick fromtheinternet

Friday Night Races

@brittneymemphis.bsky.social

Memphis beating UConn was the highlight of my afternoon! Dan Hurley, find God

Maybe the real treasure at the end of my commute is the mortal enemies I made along the way

Can I just post old dril tweets to get my numbers up? These young kids need an education

I have a coworker visiting from HQ this week and she smells exactly like an old girlfriend’s parents house. I very badly want to know what this smell is and there is no normal-human way to ask her about it. “Hey I used to make out in a room that smelled like your clothes, help me unpack that”

“Are you done moving around yet?”

Every time they lock up, Tyson whispers in Jake’s ear “is this what you wanted for your life?” “I think you’ll die before me” “in 100 years we will both be forgotten”

Every fall, rainy weather pushes my daughter(5)’s soccer season into the cold weather. Thought we’d miss it this year, but tomorrow’s temp is in the mid-40s. A tradition like no other.

Two Americas

So they tried and convicted a presidential candidate, and are sentencing them before the election? Huh.

if posting on x is no longer tweeting, let’s call it tweeting here, and not ever skeeting

Step Brothers 2 (Spring 2026 release): Brennan’s brother Derek is elected President and decides to reward his two brothers’ loyalty over the years.

@jessbenson.bsky.social Nick fromtheInternet / Dwayne Bowe checking in. Should we all join Truth Social too?

Emirates Cup News: Their first NBA Cup home game isn’t until November 26, but the Miami Heat have revised their court design: