Savage Beastguy

mentioned wanting a tattoo of griffith and a customer looked at me like i’m a truly horrible person (which, i am)

RED ALERT MY COWORKER IS TALKING TO ME ABOUT HETALIA

why the fuck did someone come in asking if we made commemorative coins and patches for the police department. no? stupid

got some dr pepper flavored tic tacs

I'd like to humbly request to not be fucked not a fan of sex

this is true

just watched a guy ride his bike into the center of a busy intersection and just start doing donuts for a full 30 seconds

coworker asked if i chose my name because of jack frost from rise of the guardians

i love when they take pot shots at gohda. what the hell is this

good lird

bart cookie cake (before and after turning him white)

hornet silksomg is outside. my workplace

a kid saw my godzilla flannel and got SO excited to talk to me about godzilla and it was very clearly a special interest and it made me 🥺🥺🥺

miku just walked by the store and me and both of my coworkers screamed

the warrior cats video game isn’t good

had someone knocking on the door 20 minutes before i opened yelling “why are you closed???” because we’re not open? stupid

stoat!! For winter!! #mustelid #stoat #winter

hila klein lowkey homeward bone’d to tel aviv

walking down the street and someone pointed their phone at me with the recording light on and i just think everyone should be killed

made this couple wait in the store line and the guy said he was going to leave a bad review. ok? die?

what the fuck. what the fuck is this

customers when they see an employee folding shirts

randomly remembered one of my favorite posts

just saw the most insane enamel pin ever on someone’s bag of jasmine from alladin with massive tits hanging out like tied up in bondage

i’m going to scream and cry and throw up i just talked to some customers and one of them turned around and said to her friend “help doesn’t she sound like the female chipmunks?”

mewtwo penis bong if you care

started watching nathan for you because you can see everything was my first exposure to nathan fielder and i think im obsessed w him a little bit

i used to be obsessed w yugioh the abridged series when i was in middle school and i just now learned that the creator is a trans woman now. life is so beautiful