Fun Gus 🤡

The internet is well shit

Being poor is so expensive

Who else thought “The guy from Ted Lasso and Haarland in an advert tangentially connected to the World Cup? I’ll definitely get a Visa card now” so good that the corporations are finally starting to understand the common folk

Remember when Harambe was the worst thing happening? I’m so glad things are better now

Look, we all had fun with it but it’s time to stop saying “doggo”

Rebel against endless targeted ads by always being too poor to ever buy anything

BREAKING NEWS: Every AI tech CEO admits they forgot to watch any sci-fi movies ever.

Oooh issued a reminder! That’ll do it.

I think I awakened Google Gemini’s teenager insecurities. Am I a cyber bully?

Bad reporting, she actually says: “Putting their middle finger, proudly so, at the camera”. The real story is that apparently dementia is contagious.

Beaver: The funniest word in the English language

I suppose we were overdue a really bad Scream movie, the next one might be good though

It’s Halloween month, be scary.

Artificial Intelligence is so fucking stupid.

Shooting people is only cool in movies. Anyone who does it in real life is a cunt. Murder is the same as Keanu Reeve’s trench coat and leather boots

Netflix pitch: Sexy people solving murders or doing them

What a cunt

Fuck you The Lottery #AItalkedmeoutofit

The English actors in Squid Game were all also in an anti-smoking school assembly together

Ready to see the “Canada is better than America now” global parades

Happy Birthday Trump you cunt

Fans of anything are the worst

My 8k pay rise amounts to 3k after the government has stuck their filthy hands in my pocket. So I get to spend that extra 250 a month on my jacked up rent and council tax. Unrelated: get ready for my new OnlyFans account

Coke Zero is like drinking a ghost

You’re allowed to change your assertions after 9 years, just don’t you dare change your headshot

My bellybutton is where I keep my emergency grape

If you “run on coffee” that’s more impressive though less useful than walking on water

Everyone is terrible and we all know it

Is there a budgeting app that won’t make me PAY for the best money saving advice? Serious question that shouldn’t be a question.

Ok thanks

My laptop is filthy, just check its browser history

Anonymous trying to stop Co-op making better bread than Waitrose

48 years ago today, Kal Penn and John Cena were both born. Makes you think

Dead bored

He is risen

The Aston Villa manager looks like the dark dimension’s Alan Partridge

Anyone who’s been complaining about the White Lotus season 3 theme hasn’t listened to the extended version. I did say it would be tune of the year.

Fill me once That’s the Suff Fill me twice Double stuffed.

Who up Triumphin’ they Will?

quote post you from a different era, or else.

Firsyoo get de monee, denyoo get de powuh, denyoo get de incel cheerleaders

Yesterday was tarrific

I hopo no dios

Fools Day? My culture is not your costume

In my own fan-fiction, “Thrusty” is the most problematic of the dwarves

Cocaine so white it’s the only thing I do

Finally someone is checking the recent rise in misrepresentations of my fellow clowns. Thanks @meiselasb.bsky.social

No one seems worried that this race might go to Marv after he got electrocuted in Home Alone 2