Real Funky Girl

Real Funky Girl

@funkyfrick.bsky.social

A little funky, Shadow The hedgehog enthusiast, Dr Pepper drinker.

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Hey guys, due to my recent posts about Fortnite leaks I've been getting in DEEP legal trouble, and my lawyer has advised me to make a statement. I jerk off to Fortnite porn CONSTANTLY. CONSTANTLY. It's all fucking day with me. I wake up and I start fucking going. Nothing will fucking stop me bro.

BREAKING FORTNITE NEWS: Due to the popularity of the Fox collaboration skins in Fortnite the head of Fox Entertainment, Lachlan Murdoch, has confirmed that more skins are coming based on a very lovable series! "Yeah man, all the time. and they GOTTA be pregnant, 'else it's just boring. Guys too."

BREAKING RUMOR: Leaks suggest the next Mini Fortnite Season, happening at the end of this year to close out Chapter 6, will be "2 Orange And Colgate Challenge In The Middle" themed! Are you excited for this? 👀🔥

Fortnite leaks suggest that the elusive "Glunch" skin will finally be added to Fortnite this week. This is what current chief director, "Charlie Wen", had to say about this: "How do you know about him? I had nightmares about him constantly as a child. how the fuck did you find that out?"

Epic Games CEO "Tim Sweeney" has confirmed more Cartoon Network skins are coming to Fortnite! "I've watched so much Uncle Grandpa porn it's unreal. I have a monitor dedicated to the stuff. There's just something so addicting and hot about a middle aged guy and a pizza that just gets me going."

Yeah honey, we're gonna be snoozing all night tonight. Yeah, pillows are provided. of course we're sharing the bed honey, come snuggle up. oh and just so you know we have nightlights just in case. don't worry about warm milk, that'll be provided too. yeah you can snore, it's all cool honey.

I think it would be funny if I became the first Bluesky reply person or something, like i'm the first person to get big exclusively on bluesky and nowhere else and in a few months time everyone gets pissed about my existence but I still have a niche crowd that cheers when I post

BREAKING NEWS Shigeru Miyamoto was recently interviewed about the future of Nintendo Music, and he had this to say about the service; "OUGH... God, I've been stuffing my face ALL DAY with Nintendo Switch cartridges... the taste is so bad, but I just can't stop... maybe just... 5 or 10 more..."

I should probably do this so my feed is a little better, follow me if you're a fan of the following and also like trans people Sonic the Hedgehog Doctor Who Yakuza Sega games in general Nintendo games in general some other things I can't think about, i'm not actually very open about what i'm into

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