Fun Tom

Fun Tom

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🔴 Good evening, Canada. There are unwritten rules that govern a civilized society. As THIS ONE 👇🏼 found out in 2025, one of those rules is that you don't get to purchase boxes of donuts for anarchists, and then become Prime Minister.

🧵 1/2 🔴 If anyone wonders about the difference between a real PM and someone who will NEVER be, just take a look at these two messages. 👇🏼 There is a clear contrast. It’s clear which one is a highly experienced, unifying and qualified leader, polling at almost 80% favourability ... and which...

2/2 one is a severely unqualified, divisive and clueless character, rightfully polling at an unprecedented 16%. ¾ of Canadians currently think he is a terrible, unqualified choice for PM. 🤷🏻‍♂️ This country, across party lines, doesn’t want to be led by a Frat House troll. Leadership matters. 🍁✅

🧵 1/2 🔴 The Democrats have unleashed the BIG GUNS. 🙂👍🏼 Nobody explains the issues better than President Barack Obama. Such a skillful and relatable orator who is able to simplify the realities for the American people, and help them understand how the severe incompetence and corruption of the...

2/2 Trump administration has made life so difficult for tens of millions of Americans. The people of the USA must take their country back with a MASSIVE blue wave, in these mid-term elections. 🌊 That’s the only way to stop the GROWING kleptocracy, and authoritarianism. #Vote

🔴 In other news, I have been trying to hold off until at least Nov 1st before turning on the heat. I don't know if I'm going to make it. Is it appropriate to fire up the furnace before November, if you reside in southern/eastern Ontario? Is it unCanadian? Too wimpish? 🙂 How are others coping?

🔴 😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️ Gimme a break. Why weren't you thinking of the Canadian flag when you were cheek-to-cheek with Trump & Republicans at Mar-a-Lago, on multiple occasions, conspiring to carve up Canada?? Is it now because your puppet-mastering of Separatism, FAILED? We see right through you, Lady Macbeth. 🙄

🧵 1/2 🔴 History will record that 2 weeks after the Truck Convoy first laid siege on our great Capital City, the majority of the marauding perpetrators were now tired, broke and hungry. It was then that the severely unqualified Conservative Leader, Pierre Poilievre arrived, with boxes of donuts...

2/2 and bottomless coffee - to refuel and re-energize the invading saboteurs. As a result, the truck convoy occupied Ottawa for an entire EXTRA week, before our fine horses put an end to the dangerous mayhem. This guy, Poilievre, owes the City of Ottawa tens of millions of dollars. 🤷🏻‍♂️😏

🧵 1/2 🔴 Dear Truck Convoyists 🚛🚛, You terrorized the good people of Ottawa for WEEKS, embarrassed our nation internationally, and damaged our economy to the tune of $4 BILLION. And then when law enforcement eventually clamped down, after letting you run rampage for weeks, you started...

2/2 crying foul. But here's the thing: 99.999% of Canadians have NEVER been kicked by a police horse, or had their bank account frozen for participating in domestic terrorism activities... 🐎 Please don't break the law. 🤷🏻‍♂️ It's not that hard.

🔴 There's a guy I know who had a $3 Million make-over so that he could be more competitive, and "look as handsome as Trudeau." It didn't go well. Fine - looks shouldn't matter in politics. But I've always wondered - shouldn't he have given the donors a refund?🤷🏻‍♂️🤨

🔴 The fella is out of breath after 3 seconds of walking, and is breathing heavily and grotesquely all over Canadians, in this weak video attempt at trolling the Canadian government. He needs to dump the kettlebells and purchase a treadmill. 😌

🧵 1/2 🔴 I took a short walk at lunchtime. Today has been a beautiful, sunny day... As I walked and enjoyed the amber-gold hues of fall, my mind wandered to the 16% of Canadians that think Poilievre would be a better Prime Minister than Mark Carney. I know it's a miniscule...

2/2 number, but... Like, are you guys serious??? 👀 That one, Poilievre, is severely unqualified! Goodness gracious... Anyway... Enjoy what remains of today's light. 🙂👍🏼☀️

🧵 1/2 🔴 Texas Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate, James Talarico, was asked by Joe Rogan, why he is a Democrat. I liked his answer. I can relate to it because it’s deeply connected to why I’m a supporter of the Liberal Party of

2/2 Canada #TheLittleGuy: “That’s our historical legacy. The party that fights for the little guy. And I think we’re at our best when we do that today. We’re at our worst when we stray from that.” ✅

🔴 He is there, in the shadows. Observing. Watching closely. He knows, of course, as the whole country knows - that he will never be Prime Minister of Canada. He has lost 6 by-elections in a row, with more humiliating losses pending, is at 16% approval and holding... substack.com/profile/3065...

substack.comFun Tom (@funtomwriter)🔴 He is there, in the shadows. Observing. Watching closely. He knows, of course, as the whole country knows - that he will never be Prime Minister of Canada. He has lost 6 by-elections in a row, w...

🧵 1/2 🔴 I woke up a short while ago, bursting with pride and love for Alberta and Canada. 🙂🍁 Despite the deluge of foreign money, disinformation, social media manipulation, and other underhanded influence tactics at work, Albertans stood strong, in true Canadian fashion and delivered a clear and

2/2 resounding message: We are one land, one people, one Canada: proud of where we came from, unwavering in who we are, and patriotic to our core, forever and always. Thank you. Your defending of the Maple Leaf yesterday, shall be marked in history for all time. You did our country proud.

🔴 The result has been called. It's done. Thank you Alberta for a crystal clear decision to stand with Canada. 🍁♥️✅ The matter is settled about how the VAST MAJORITY of Albertans feel about separating. The province had its say. Democracy worked. 🗳️ Hopefully...

2/2 now we can move with united resolve and focus on building a thriving economy, and defending our sovereignty. Because the Republican wolves are at the gate... They want what we have and are bent on ruining our economy and our way of life. It's Canada time. 🚀

🔴 In keeping with his grifting nature, and PANIC at the inevitable result, the leader of the Separatists is now posting fake graphics and being community-noted to kingdom come! 😂😂

🔴 #ShortStory Once upon a time there was a special family. The family all lived together in a single household for many years. All 13 of them, contributing to the household in different ways. It was largely good, and harmonious. They were the most successful and... substack.com/profile/3065...

substack.comFun Tom (@funtomwriter)🔴 #ShortStory Once upon a time there was a special family. The family all lived together in a single household for many years. All 13 of them, contributing to the household in different ways. It...

🔴 When the separatists go to bed tonight they will know definitively that they are part of an embarrassing MINORITY, and that many of them have been conned and lied to, by prepaid grifters. The beautiful Province of Alberta is a proud part of Canada, and.. funtomwriter.substack.com/p/alberta-th...

funtomwriter.substack.comAlberta, the beautiful...🔴 When the separatists go to bed tonight they will know definitively that they are part of an embarrassing MINORITY, and that many of them have been conned and lied to, by prepaid grifters.

🧵 1/3 🔴 The main concern with Alberta’s Separatist movement is not that they can possibly succeed. They will never succeed. We know it, and they know it. 🤷🏻‍♂️ The insidious nature of their movement is that unless it is stopped dead in its tracks by...

2/3 this referendum vote, it ensures years of DEBATE and uncertainty about Alberta’s future, at a time when Canada needs to be strong and united in pursuing our national aspirations of massive economic growth and secured sovereignty. That ...

3/3 uncertainty is the intent and design of those being sponsored to keep our country divided. Albertans of good will must vote in their MASSES. You can’t afford to sit this one out. 👍🏼🍁

2/2 along, manipulate you, whisper sweet toxicities into your ear to make you hate your own country, and PROFIT from the chaos and division that ensues. Please be smart. Vote for Canada today, not foreign divisive interests. 🍁

🔴 This townhall clip is awesome. 👏🏼👏🏼 This was an epic masterclass on how to take down a bigot, by Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate, Dr. Abdul El-Sayed. Some of Poilievre’s maple-MAGA supporters here in Canada would do well to listen to this, and allow themselves to be educated. 😌

🔴 Is anyone surprised that MAGA's leaders openly despise all of the USA's traditional democratic allies, and yet admire murderous dictators who have warrants issued against them by the International Criminal Court? 😏 VANCE: “Putin is soft-spoken and deliberate and cares about Russia’s interests.” ♥️

🔴 I mean... is anyone surprised? 🤷🏻‍♂️ The tactics are par for the course. They give the world products, then manipulate those platforms and products effectively, for political gain. The era of Trump... The only way to fix this is to elect a Democratic House and Senate to investigate thoroughly. ✅

🧵 1/2 🔴 As predicted, Trump's new Press Secretary has been fired after just 4 days on the job. Another unqualified sycophant wretch bites the dust. 🥱 This Trump administration is the most incompetent ever, by FAR. Constantly humiliating America in the eyes of the world... 😑🤦🏻‍♂️ America's...

2/2 reputation has settled at the bottom of the toilet bowl, under Donald and his Republican lackeys. How can the American people fix this mess? Start by voting OUT the Republicans that are propping up this catastrophe. 🗳️🤷🏻‍♂️

🔴 Yep. This is EXACTLY the type of babbling you would expect from someone with no security clearance, and hence knows nothing about the actual challenges Canada faces. He is uninformed. He must depend on 'Rebel News' for his info and talking points... 😌

🔴 YIKES. 👀🤦🏻‍♂️ This Trump administration is an insidious cult of the Unqualifieds. He has filled the U.S. government to the brim, with toadies and sycophants. 😑 This house of cards shall have a SPECTACULAR collapse, from the sheer weight of incompetents and didwings.

🧵 1/2 🔴 It’s a CON. 🙄 An insidious ploy to attract political support, and cash... “Alberta” lies on the traditional territories of multiple Indigenous Nations. In fact, the very discussion itself about “separating”, is irrational, arrogant neo-colonialism. 😑 It will...

2/2 never happen. If you don’t like living in Canada, why not just pack up your bags and hit the road?? Your MAGA utopia awaits there in Florida. 👋🏼👋🏼 Shoo! Leave us to build a new, modern Canada in peace. 🍁

🔴 Prime Minister, Mark Carney’s powerful Thanksgiving message 🍁: “The truth is, we can't achieve any of this if we're divided. You can't build big things on fault lines. And we should recognize that the world has changed... We have to be strong. And we are stronger together.”

🔴 Listen to this by the British PM. 👇🏼 And then think carefully on Poilievre's journey. Where is that guy's top security clearance? Anyone know? Why is he STILL doing everything possible to evade Security Services scrutiny of his connections and finances?🤷🏻‍♂️