futureperfecttense.bsky.social

futureperfecttense.bsky.social

@futureperfecttense.bsky.social

Mais il n'y a rien là pour la Science. she/her.

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did NOT appreciate the sour look the lead researcher shot me when he found out i'd used our time portal to send my past self ideas for tweets. SO sorry that some of us aren't trying to alter the timestream so our estranged wives never left! i just think "i saw baddy proctor" would have hit in 2015!!

Male snowy tree crickets (Oecanthus fultoni)--if you've ever heard that you can determine the temperature based on the speed a cricket chirps, this is the specific species of cricket they were talking about. The female looks similar but with smaller, less tennis-rackety wings.

This was supposed to be a long-exposure photo of lightning but I was juuust too late on the shutter BUT the anglers on the otherside of the spit of rock took this moment to swing their superbright lamp around silhouetting me getting annoyed instead. Can YOU find the firefly path in this photo?

if dead roadside tree has a million fans, then i am one of them. if dead roadside tree has ten fans, then i am one of them. if dead roadside tree has only one fan then that is me. if dead roadside tree has no fans, then that means they all left + i got lonely so I flew to the new dead roadside tree