Fuzzbee

Fuzzbee

@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

Performer, producer, singer/songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, arranger & Film/TV scorer. Fannoli Brother, Pesto lover, and bringer of good cheer(usually).

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Fuzzbee
@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

My apologies to the entire world that any of you have to listen to this tsunami of garbage and associate it with America. Many millions of Americans find it as abhorrent as you do. This man is a stain on our history and a stain on the human species.

Fuzzbee
@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

That was the single worst performance by a president (in a Misleading Role) and vice president (in an Unsupporting Role) that I have ever seen. Kissing the murderous ass of a Russian dictator while insulting our ally, whose country the dictator invaded. Indefensible and utterly despicable.

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@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

Donald Trump's 2nd Week Achievements • Betrayed our allies to kiss the ass of a Russian dictator • Had my bullshit called by Macron • Golfed 6 more times • Embarrassed & sold out America by siding with Russia at the UN • Hired utterly pathetic sycophant Dan Bongino for the FBI, to cover my ass.

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@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

Elon Musk's 5 Work Highlights of the Week • Cut off food for starving children & HIV medicine • Fired thousands of skilled, dedicated people, leaving their lives and families in chaos • Bullshitted endlessly on X • Got high as fuck & waved a chainsaw • Made multi-billion dollar mistakes with DOGE

Fuzzbee
@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

Elon wants to know 5 bullet points as to why your job should be retained, from the last week. My bullet points, by Donald Trump. * Played golf 6 times * Lied that Ukraine invaded Russia * Lied that Zelenskyy is a dictator * Insulted Canada, Europe & Mexico * Fired the black Joint Chiefs Chairman

Fuzzbee
@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

Here ya go. Where several of the world's worst actors, and their total lack of decency, soul & humanity meet, inadvertently backed by a Honda ad. From the dark sewer formerly known as Twitter.

Fuzzbee
@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

Elon Musk is the worst president in American history. No wisdom. No grace. No human skills. No discernment. No humanity. DOGE is ignorant, unchecked, unelected, authoritarian garbage. The Congress and the courts need to show some spine and respect for American democracy. Now.

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@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

Mark Zuckerberg married a male dwarf named Stan, who's well known as a wilted arugula salesman, but that's just a flimsy cover for his espionage activities on behalf of Moldavia. They laundered $470 Billion by selling that same wilted arugula as a gold-plated NFT, with inlaid Bitcoin fragments. 👇

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Fuzzbee
@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

on this Gay Dwarf Arugula Bitcoin is being held by Andrew Tate, wanted by 7 countries on morals charges and for indefensible grooming. Stan also owns the oil rights to Greenland, Canada and the Panama Canal.He told Trump that if he did the Double Wanker Dance in the parking lot of a Costco,👇

Fuzzbee
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Stan would consider leasing him 1/2 the oil rights. But he’d have to be in a diaper, wearing an I’m With Stupid t-shirt, or no deal. This explains the banishment of factchecking from the Facebook platform.

Fuzzbee
@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

Mark Zuckerberg married a male dwarf named Stan, who's well known as a wilted arugula salesman, but that's just a flimsy cover for his espionage activities on behalf of Moldavia. They laundered $470 Billion by selling that same wilted arugula as a gold-plated NFT, with inlaid Bitcoin fragments. 👇

Fuzzbee
@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

Each imaginary fragment had a potential value of $737,000. When re-assembled, this gay dwarf's profit with Mark could be as much as $2 1/2 Trillion. Besides the repellent & compromising photographs of the two of them in flagranté delicto in a cheap motel outside of Amarillo, all of the information👇

Fuzzbee
@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

Even when the Earth, and many of its inhabitants, are less than inspiring or not even measurably sane, the sky and nature serve to remind us of the far bigger, overriding reality of life’s beauty & magnificence. Even when we’re really stupid as a species. Great sky all day today. Cheers! [FM Photo]

Fuzzbee
@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

(to Elon Musk) The good news about being a dishonest, outrageously gullible, integrity free shill and massive financial supporter for the biggest liar & anti-democracy convicted criminal in modern American political history: lots of free appetizers and cheap Botoxed women galore! Enjoy!

Fuzzbee
@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

The new DEI 👊🏼🖕🏼👏🏻 You shouldn’t be hired based solely on your being black, gay or other minority. Now you can’t be denied if you’re a sex offender, laughably unqualified for a specific job, a dog killer, bear-munching crank or an untrustworthy dictator groupie. Loyal to the Emperor? It’s MAGA DEI!!!

Fuzzbee
@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

Are you looking for a high paying job and have the following qualifications? 1. Little to no experience 2. A repellent personality 3. Sex offender 4. Paid shill or Useful Idiot 5. Institutional scorn 6. Lib mocker 7. Low empathy 8. Autocrat lover 9. Bear muncher Join the Trump Kakistocracy!

Fuzzbee
@fuzzbee1.bsky.social

Merrick Garland brought a wet noodle, let alone a knife, to a gunfight. I'm gonna write him & tell him that the one thing he can do that'd partially save his feeble legacy, is to make SURE that Jack Smith's full report, evidence and investigation on all of Trump's obvious crimes, is made public.

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