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@drewmagary.bsky.social I just blew through Banshee based solely on your recommendation. That was... something. Definitely plenty of action but also corny and low production. Felt a little like Silk Stalkings from the usa up all night days. I don't regret watching it

That's the best kind #DiscoStillSucks

Mateer? More like Masucks.

I see capri sun now has electrolytes. Another day closer to fulfilling Idiocracy

What's up in Gotham? Any word on Sonnett's leg? And now Esther is gone? #nwsl

Happy L'alpe d'Huez day to those who celebrate

Anyone else rooting against france just out of spite? Happy bastille day

People who suck: website developers so that the screen shifts just before you touch the screen so you click on an ad. Fuck you

No one cares

This doesn't happen often, but it looks like I get to hatewatch a #WorldCup game: England vs mexico

Ok, I'm just casually watching and just realized the swiss are in green? Wtf? Yes, it's the 89th minute.

You'd think a Philadelphian wedding would have a cheez whiz fountain...

Happy Duke Loses Day!

Syracuse hiring McNamara is maybe the least surprising thing to ever happen.

@drewmagary.bsky.social you know there's a Wawa in front of the college park Ikea, right?

Pardon my ignorance, but since when is chechnea a thing? (And I feel like I spelled that wrong)

If my #Amazon package is out for delivery but doesn't get delivered, that's fine. But I should be at the top of the list for the next day.

Since when does everyone call a hot dog a glizzy? Was it Biden?

"how can I leave this behind?" From Big Bottom by Spinal Tap is lyrical genius

I think when I retire I wanna learn to play the saxophone just so I can play Yakkety Sax

@boozefoodtravel.bsky.social yo, you're in town?

#TIL weird al covered the Ramones' Beat on the Brat. It's on YouTube and a pretty decent version

Hey @capitalweather.bsky.social who do I sue about people saying the heat wave last week ended? This is at 7pm.

Sure is nice of the Jews in charge of the weather to get us acclimated to the heat for when Iran nukes us

Now it's the part of summer when you bring the grill indoors to help cool off. (Not shown: dew points in the 70s)

Does anyone know what the D in McDLT stood for?

You know you've been living in Baltimore for a while when you register this as Earl Weaver Rd.

I'll never believe that "Steve the Pirate" went on to have a successful movie career.

Walked past Qbert's house today

What did I just read? Raphael furcal was charged with "throwing a missile into a car"?

Enjoying the irony of the diner where we took my 80yo MIL out to brunch playing "Only the Good Die Young"

You ever wonder why the birth of America is July 4 1776 and not September 3 1783?

So I had a dream that I was at Quick Chek trying to get change of $20 when rfk jr came in and was asking a clerk admit that trump was president in 1944.

"food Network used to have cooking shows" is the new "mtv used to show videos"

youtube.com/watch?v=_8-N... this could be the best or worst thing to ever be made, no in between

Just saw a dump truck with Confederate stickers all over that said "no sympathy for stupidity"

So Stanford vs Cal is an Atlantic Coast Conference game? Honestly, that explains a lot about everything

And Dr Evil is coaching st Mary's?

Anyone else notice this Bond villain is coaching U Delaware? #ChampionshipWeek

I'm pretty sure it's not a coincidence that national meatball day and international women's day are the same weekend. Fellas, go get your woman a meatball sub and leave her alone

@jennydemilo.bsky.social before I forget again, did you see Reacher is back? (I hope you're the one I was talking to about this a few months ago)

Wordle 1,356 4/6 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩I've only been playing for a few weeks, but I feel like this is some kind of record

Dejoy is out at usps

My vote for MVP is the giants gm that cut barkley