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AAAAAAAA IM LITERALLY SO EXCITED TO PLAY THIS @acloudyskye.com

fuck it i’m gonna save up for a motorcycle so i can thundercunt my body at a barrier going 160mph before im 30 gotta live a little

ah i see, the age old strategy of fucking up and doing such terrible shit that we forget about the terrible fucked up shit that happened last week hey can the military pretty please uphold their oath?

i wonder if my strat going to pay off in #HonkaiStarRail… Getting E2 firefly (already S1) and got E1 RM, and i’m trying to pull Fugue and then save up for Cipher to replace March in the feixiao team not pulling for cas may end up being the worst decision i’ve ever made in this game in like 2 months

do i pull for fugue and risk not getting enough jades in time for cipher or do i save ._.

just watched the minecraft movie and i am crying

"gooner-bait?" back in my day we just called it "masturbate"

gonna go act mysterious in a barnes and noble wish me luck

got drunk and woke up to a bumble account shit.

i’m 20 today!

Ok so dwm just stopped working so uh, i guess im using river permanently now kinda sad, i liked my dwm :(

trying out river and yambar, i’m liking it so far

new hoi4 dlc today!!! if only i could play it ._. damn power outage

doing duolingo at exactly midnight after missing a day is a different kind of pain

Due to Trump tariffs, the sex number is now 86.25

Innards by @acloudyskye.com bringing me to tears it’s so beautiful 😭 😭 this whole album is straight fire

is it just me or is the recent HSR update buggy as hell, performance drops too. get into battle and i’m stuck with an enemy just standing there without anything happening (forced to restart) sometimes the game won’t go into landscape mode (forced to restart) like this is happening OFTEN. wtf hoyo

I MADE IT TO WORK ON TIME

i may have accidentally opened Ride and started to write APL for hours and now it’s 5:40am and i have work at 11:00 fuck

NOOOOOOO INK SPLOTCH ON CUTE ANIME GIRL IN MANGA 😭 😭 😭

sakura dragons 🌸

Smashburgers are a conspiracy to give you less burger for more money.

who wants to get lost in the Atlantic sea on a sailboat and sing shanties while we slowly wither away

we recovered gang it’s all good (@codyq.dev let me know to check git reflog)

Mentally im here

guys don’t git push --force (says the idiot who did exactly that 5 minutes ago)

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been! with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

“linux sucks for gaming” mfs when they see skyrim running 200+ mods on linux (multiplayer is for people with friends, aka not linux nerds)

Reichsführer Musk saluting Führer Donald Trump, circa 2024

NOOO BLUESKY NOOO NOT THE SHORT FORM VERTICAL BRAINROT NOOOOOO YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

Gnaeus is my new favorite NPC, bro drops the hardest quotes ever. #hsr #HonkaiStarRail

Praying for you 🕯️ O Great Mita 💝

i love it when hoi4 mods take an hour to load (steamdeck moment)

new year new me! in 2025 i promise to stop sleeping and continue to be silly

this is peak music

you can stream my new song "Myth" online right now

the worst part of going home for christmas is that i don’t have my big comfy office chair so i can’t sit in the middle of my room and just spin every now and then

"Myth" out Friday pre-save: ffm.to/myth-presave

less than 200 hours till i reach 1k hours in #hoi4 i am a military genius (i capitulated faster than the danish)

well my cat died one day before i got home for christmas break this sucks

Here we go again