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If you’ve never been banned from a Denny’s… can you call it a life?

The best Star Trek captain wrong answers only

Ok, who else dreams within the rules of the show they’re watching or book/comic they’re reading? Even if the dream isn’t “in” said world.

I’m bringing forsooth back. Won’t happen overnight. But get ready, we’ll all be using it in 5 years.

Vet visit trauma was real, yo.

Oh dear god, shut up. Last time anyone had a good shot at us people were using flintlocks. The ONLY thing the US is better than anyone else at is killing in volume. And jumping’ Jesus the one way you could get lefties to unite with magats??? Invade. You won’t make it to shore.

When I was a college art student (1989), it was obvious this country gave not 1 fvck about artists and I knew I would never depend on art for my income. Elon allowing direct theft of art via AI with one click is especially egregious, but not anything new. Just a natural progression. 🧠💀

If you see this post a comics cover you love

Oh god.

I’m told, in order to get “engagement”, I have to create more original posts. Like that’s all anyone could possibly want from social media. This is flawed thinking. If you follow the right people, you can have a good time seeing their posts without ANY effort on your part. Win. Win.

The super moon being… well, basically just the moon. Very happy with the backyard though. Juuuust cool enough to no longer have buzzy creepies all up in my business. Which means we’ll have arctic air by Monday.

We’re heading into winter with a whole lot of people who have NOT told you, their friend, their coworker, their family member that they’re on snap. Because why would they? Invite people to lunch, dinner, brunch. Make sure they know it’s on you. Just for giggles. Because you love them.

Change one letter, ruin a candy. Stickers

I see a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth over the East Wing. I think the obvious answer for what should happen with it when we get a progressive president in is clear but I don’t see anyone saying it. At least three catered citizenship oath ceremonies in the space per day. Done.

My university got mentioned on national news!!! … for firing a professor re: his comments on Kirk. Well… that figures.

So… earlier today I thought it was November. I’ve…. got nothin’. Brain no worky.

I have been usurped.

First pets happened today.

Two-headed bear prime suspect in Poughkeepsie chainsaw attack. What?… Would you really be shocked at this point???

Slightly diminish a band: The 12th Floor Escalators

“Everything I know about physics I learned from Fast & Furious” Shit my wife says

Every so often, I look around and figure out what direction we’re going around the sun, and if it’s “above me”. I lean back, look that way and grip the chair. You can get vertigo if you think about it hard enough. That’s 66k MPH you’re looking at.

Me when I wake up Sunday morning thinking it’s Monday.

I have…. questions.

Well. Yah. I had already heard Run DMC before I found George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic. In my defense I was a white kid in South Dakota. These things take a minute.

I have “congenial” relationships with right wingers through work. But none of them will ever be my boon companions. If y’all wanna throw yourselves on that cross… feel free. I’d rather be sane than spend my free time trying to deprogram hate.

Dress for the job you want.

Me and my Bsky bubble

What movie do you watch at least once a year?

Best Star Trek crew. Wong answers only

This holds up for a ton of things. And the situations it doesn’t explain, you can basically sub in “sexism”.

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show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

Movie you’ve watched IN A THEATER more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Oh good lord!

If you find yourself demeaning the people you profess to want to help, you have lost the plot. This isn’t about anyone in particular, but do think about it in your own situations. Have you strayed from the path? Fix your heart or die.

I think the most friends I’ve ever had at one time was like six? I think even then, five and six were more like acquaintances. How people have dozens is just beyond me.

National Community Note: “I was just following orders.” Doesn’t count as a defense. Some are CURRENTLY committing crimes against humanity. Don’t get cocky. Argentina won’t have you.

Yes. I laugh at funerals. To be clear, the only people who's funerals I'd be willing to go to would, all of em, understand, and get the references.

I see you NPR. And I approve.

Guys. They’re not “flammable devices”. They’re just Teslas. I mean, they do that… but not ALL the time.

With my whole chest... Seth Milchick is an Innie. Has been almost his whole life. Just like Miss Huang, and Harmony Cobel His "Outtie" hasn't been engaged for decades. This is why he thinks that rinky-dink fall is the tallest in the world. He BELIEVES it. Facts. Not taking notes. #severance

Does the fact that Man City is considered to be having a crap season even though they're in 4th place say all that needs to be said?

"You're killing me, Smalls!" Me to the U.S. public on a daily basis.

I back this post.

It's only been eight days and my bingo card is nearly full. Really all that's left is for the Pirates to win the series in game seven due to an errant pterodactyl over left field.

Am I brain broke or is Twitter brain broke? I go there, I see words. They look more or less spelled right, but in the order they're delivered I don't understand ANYTHING over there. Is this just me?

No improvement detected. Waiting til mid January.

Post a movie gif from the year you were born.

I’m predicting sometime in mid-December for my return to emotional stability. For now I’m just a raw exposed nerve that would very much like to not read news.