Stochastic Parent

Happy birthday to an absolute king

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Sluggo in Gahenna: “They torment me with woims”

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i don't care what the official unemployment rate is, no one has viral discussions about "what totally innocuous thing at a job interview will cause the hirer to irrationally reject your candidacy" in a strong labor market

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"war ends after the midterms", "5000 buckaroos after the midterms", "gas'll get cheap after the midterm, "your kids will call you after the midterms" They know they haven't delivered, and they can't deliver, and so the entire campaign is now just "trust me bro, I'm good for it. just need more time"

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you can write a lot of thinkpieces about the structural problems with american governance but also "don't elect grandpa cheesebrain"

🎶 6 6 6, the number on the lease 🎶

Springfield, OH was an economic shithole rescued by Haitian immigrants willing & able to do the jobs the local white population was too lazy or drug addicted to do. Trump called Haitians pet-eaters & now they're being deported. And Ohio's voters rewarded Trump. www.cleveland.com/news/2024/11...

Polythene Pam: A Fake Plastic Trees Mystery

The Good, the Bad, the Ugly, and Grogu

“Double bogey, best hole of the day! Who is filling out the scorecards?” Me, whose caddy is Jesse Ventura: “The Body keeps the score”

I zig when they zag. I yinz when they jawn

Using Pharisee as a slur is rooted in antisemitism thought Par for the course for a Christian nationalist

Ross “Don’t” Douthat

I think this may be a big test of whether we continue on as a union.

We are living through the era of the evil adult boy

Of the 10 people mentioned by name in Bob Dylan's I Shall Be Free only Sophia Loren (91) and Bob himself (84) are now still alive

we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.

Share with someone who needs to hear some Airbus noises 🐶 ✈️ #avgeek

The solution is obvious, a constitutional amendment to elect the AG separately. Or at least, that's more likely than a depoliticized DOJ going forward under the next GOP president.